Articles - September, 2019

Well, after striking out with ultra pre-negotiations with two more cute ones at the Hong Kong bar tonight, I decided to cut my losses on lady drinks and head over to a couple more bars. Two of the smaller bars had primarily skanks on the dance floor, and the cute ones were already taken. So off I went to the…

Let me start out by emphasizing that I not from the PDX area. I was in PDX on business and pulled off a bit of a club crawl. So this is all from a non-regular’s perspective. I’ve posted individual reviews for each club visited, but though I’d try to make a ‘cliff’s notes’ level summary of the adventure. FWIW,…

Hey guys, finally getting around to writing a trip review from 8 days in Waikiki solo. Had a fab time surfing, sunning, drinking, and clubbing. There are five clubs I visited, Rock Za, Club Femme Nu, Hawaii by Night, Club 939, and Ballerinas. Let's talk about Ballerinas and Hawaii by Night. Both of those do not serve booze. Hawaii by…

As I sit here, less than 24 hours from finally visiting the world renown Hong Kong Tijuana, I look how the Atlanta strip club scene I have been loving for almost 20 years has been dying. Some clubs have benefited as a result of closed (Onyx) or super restricted clubs (i.e. Pony). But overall, Atlanta strip club scene…

I got married young and am in my early 30s now and for whatever reason he never gone to a strip club. Given that I’m married and work relatively normal hours, I don’t really have many opportunities to do so but one presented itself last month and I figured I would take advantage of the opportunity. I’m an extremely analytical…

Inspired by article "Strip Clubs in Tokyo", April 2018, by 669. INDUSTRY BACKGROUND: Japanese strip theaters are a form of burlesque -- the model is that you pay admission, sit in theater seating facing a stage, and there's a fixed rotation of dancers with creative skits and elaborate costumes. They do not circulate, selling private dancers, but there *is* an intermission…

Words matter. Approach matters. Communication matters. As a customer of literally hundreds of strip clubs and adult entertainment venues around the world, I am surprised that more women do not approach me the way I was recently approached at a club. A few weeks ago this average-beautiful lady who wasn't exactly my normal type came up to me and asked,…

I was recently needing to travel to the San Diego area for work, and just like most of us, I spent time researching the best clubs to go to during my trip (all work and no play, right?) So, I looked into the list of San Diego clubs and was working on narrowing it down to Goldfingers or maybe Deja Vu,…

I saw another 'first club experience' so I thought I'd give mine a go. Club: Lou Turks right outside Philly, year 1981. I believe it was the summer I first graduated high school. I had heard older guys talk, mostly joke about this club and guys 'eating pussy' and giving dollars to the girls. This place was also known…

My first visit to a strip club was not even a planned one. I came to the St. Louis area to meet few friends and it was a normal workday. We decided to eat outside to 5 of us sat in one hatchback and went to a middle-eastern restaurant for dinner. After dinner, we went to watch a movie in…

My first strip club experience was in Minneapolis (Seville I think) for a friends bachelor party. He was part of a fraternity and they had him go on stage for one of the “domination” shows, which frankly, was horrifying to watch. They tied him up and stomped on his nuts while the DJ encouraged us to “throw money on the…

The vast majority of review down-votes are in the "not enough details" category. Yet the vast majority of reviewer complaints are "I don't want to rehash stuff I've posted before." Both complaints are valid.  Here's my fix...  For a club that you visit repeatedly, write the 'evergreen' details into a text file that you save to your phone or computer (or both).…

I am a long-time fan of the spearmint rhino clubs in the Los Angeles area. being in California the law changed at the beginning of 2019. basically (as I have heard it) the dancers now need to be employees of the club. now this is strictly my opinion and not based on absolute fact that…

My first trip to a strip club was in 1994. It was Wacko's in Jacksonville, FL. I had no idea what to expect and I brought $50 with me. "Lapdances" were $5, and contact was minimal, but I fell in love with a new hobby. Before long, I became a regular of the club and also…

This is my first article. I thought I should share my favorite experience at a SC so far. This was also my first but not last adventure in a VIP room. First, let me tell you something about myself. I love panties, in particular thongs/g-strings. I find it so sexy to see that little piece of fabric wedged between some…

I should have known.... The hints, the signs, they were all there.... I should have noticed..... We’ve known each other for years, she was athletic, very athletic and I’m into the athletic type. I thought it was a fit for me. We would play one on one in basketball and often times she would dunk over me, I didn’t know any girl that…

Had never been to a strip club before. This was my first experience.... Miami, Florida. Was sitting at a hooters watching an NFL game and getting drunk with the guy next to me. We start talking and he tells me he is an investor. Just made like 30 grand on some amazing stocks and was was trying to get me in…

All your life, you may have wondered how do I reign in these hungry hoes on seekingarrangement.com? How do I bag these begging bitches? Wonder no more, because a master pussy guru guiding light conquerer has just busted through the door. I am here now to rescue you from your mothers basement. Take my hand now as we venture forth,…

I would like to tell my experience of my first visit to a strip club. It was 3 years back when I was 23 and me and my friends decided to visit a strip club on a fine summer evening when we were dining at a restaurant in downtown St. Louis. We searched for clubs in the area and surprisingly…

The year was 2013. I was 18 and had only recently lost my virginity to a long-time boyfriend. I was a nerd/tomboy (albeit one with great T&A), rarely wore makeup, and had zero fashion sense. The last word I would ever use to describe myself was “sexy.” I was always envious of women who…

TUSCL has members from all over the USA, some members are so synonymous with the region/city they club in; shadowcat in Atlanta, lopaw in LA, Papi in Miami, Rick Dugan in Jacksonville, skibum in Providence, Subra in SF, Rogertex in Austin the list goes on and on. Maybe you thought to yourself, "How do I rub elbows with some of…

There are few really great places to see naked ladies in London that are anywhere near as much fun as they were 15 years ago. With a couple of exceptions, air dances are common, expensive upsells are frequent and genuine fun frustratingly rare. The least friendly atmosphere I've experienced has been at the club that has in the past offered…

“A Night to Remember” With apologies to Walter Lord for his book and Shalimar for his song, I had a night to remember which involved me, an unassuming 69 year old pathetic loser at that time, Andy, a 29 year old full time stripper, full time drug addict, and part time hooker; Cy, a high school friend of Andy’s who was…

Here are a few rules that I follow to make the most of my experience when I go out to look at some fresh hooch. Number one, do not get a private dance within the first 30 minutes of being inside the club. Walk around and get a feel for each girl you see. Check out a few stage shows…

What this website doesn’t seem to reveal is that in the Dominican Republic, a car wash is a strip club. When you visit the strip club, you’ll soon realize that very few residents own a car. Those that do, cherish them and tend to clean them frequently. The main transportation is MoPeds. Even Uber drivers use MoPeds. So when…

First off, I like talking to strippers, they have a lot of stories to tell, some funny, some fascinating, some outright horrifying or disgusting. My wife doesn't understand why I enjoy socializing with strippers so much, when i'm not this verbose when meeting people in the outside world. I can't help but find strippers interesting. Dare I say that I…