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Reviews
All 5Landing Strip
Mississauga, ON
Safe area, neat as a pin, slow on Thursday
★★★★★★★★★8.0/10Visit time: Thu 11 Jul 2019, 22:00 to 23:00 (non-peak). The experience: Upon entry I was approached by male greeter "Zandra". Upon explaining I was a first-time visitor to this club and to Toronto in general,…
Bella's Cabaret
Hialeah, FL
Friendly, close to airport, but loud
★★★★★★★★★7.3/10Summary: Latin staff, dancers and clientele. Decent decor. Painfully loud music, distracting stage lights. (Second of three Miami clubs I sampled. Review applies to a Sunday, 20:30 to 21:30.) Prices: Entry $5. (There is a free-entry…
Booby Trap On The River
Miami, FL
Off-peak is boring and painfully loud
★★★★★★★★★6.3/10Summary: Snazzy venue but in an industrial neighborhood. Music is VERY loud. Most dancers zaftig. Waitresses have snazzy-sexy uniforms. (Review applies to a Thursday, 21:30.) Prices: $10 before 22:00, $20 after. The website offers a free-entry…


