Articles - 2017

We've all seen these same bitchings and moanings showing up more and more often in the reviews of Top 20 TUSCL clubs over the last few years: "HAS GONE WAY DOWNHILL!!!", "WAY PAST ITS PRIME!!", "MUCH BETTER 3 YEARS AGO!!" As a business traveler and frequent patron of most of the top strip club cities (Detroit, Houston, Miami, NYC, Dallas,…

There has been quite a bit of discussion the last several months about “Making it Rain”. I have never understood the practice so I decided to conduct some research. While I do witness it occasionally, the practice isn’t very prevalent in the clubs I prefer to frequent. To increase my exposure, I went to a few clubs…

Stripping is more than just taking off clothes and provoking pleasure centers. There's an art to it; the wrong song can kill the mood. The right song can make an already sexy dance even more erotic. Here are a selection of songs I've seen, firsthand, that turned into some really extra-sexy performances on the part of the dancers who chose…

I made friends with a girl in a club. I was working in this town with little to do in the evenings so I started hanging out at a local club and hung out with one of the the girls. She was not the hottest girl in the place but was cute, nice personality, smart and had a wry wit.…

The Hot Spot (Leggs) is closed. It was one of the first clubs I went to, it was definitely the first club I engaged in extras at, and it was the place where I became, officially a pathetic loser. And it was all because of two dancers. The first was Heaven. That was her name. There are thousands of…

It's the ultimate moment of freedom: For one reason or another, you're headed out of town, without a wife or kids, for however much time. Sure, there's business to do, or family to meet, or whatever. But you're also a monger and you know you're going to have some time to yourself at night. You check TUSCL and find the…

I know there's a whole other site for this subject but I get a kick out of the feedback I get from here. I must be naive because until a few years ago, I thought the whole happy ending thing was an urban legend. I just couldn't believe that what happens in AMP was really going on. I travel a lot…

"You have good pussy eating lips." These sweet "SS" words emanated from a naturally buxom athletic build gymnast dancer. I was at an OBT area club in Orlando. No, I didn't eat her pussy. We had a make out session so long as I kept buying overpriced drinks. Besides expressing her opinion of my lips, she mentioned that…

I've seen many comments at strip club patron websites involving the decline of strip clubs. By this is meant declining numbers of clubs, visitors to clubs, and very attractive girls working in clubs.This is something I've seen myself as a twenty year veteran of Indianapolis strip clubs. Many of the comments I see involve the girls and customers having other…

It's been two week since I tore up the Miami Strip Club scene, returning to Atlanta with my account on life support. I'm slowly recovering, but I take this time to recollect about my time on South Beach and have came to several conclusions regarding Miami booty clubs vs. Atlanta strip clubs. 1. Atlanta is way more economical than Miami If you…

When I wrote my article on visiting a strip club for the first time, https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=46476, I included the short paragraph: “The second thing you should realize is that there are exceptions to everything that goes on in a strip club and everything that someone says about what goes on in a strip club. You won’t necessarily get the same experience someone…

This is just a free form, stream of conscious, random list of things I hate at the club. WHEN SERVER ASKS IF YOU WANT TO BUY A DANCER A DRINK Ugh. This is a lose-lose moment to me. I do not mind buying a dancer a drink if it is someone I am already planning to spend money on, or if I…

This is a review of a new lapdance party in NYC. I'm not gonna fuck around trying to add it to TUSCL as a club since it is a faux-underground club and I am probably going to be the only PL to ever review it. This LD party has been mentioned already at https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=48347 . CLVT seems to have started…

Interesting start to an article, I know. I have discovered how to be invisible at a strip club. It's an amazing sensation, sitting, staring at beautiful women sauntering past. One by one, they pass by. Sometimes looking forward, as if they have somewhere to be: sometimes checking their phone, as if they'll make more…

My friend told me how he meet his All Time Favorite escort. He was in an OTC with his CF stripper turned escort, they have known each other for many years. As usual she is taking a long time in the bathroom getting ready, and he has nothing to do and goes in a escort website, and sees pics of…

Over the years I have become friendly enough with talent that I've talked to them about the workplace and I thought it would be useful to describe the deals that strippers have with management. Girls that work in clubs, please chime in and elaborate on this. Nice looking girls who are comfortable being naked and can dance can easily gain employment…

So first and foremost, just because it's a black oriented club doesn't mean it is a dive. Second, the only reason why it's called a "Black" club is because of the stereotype that only black men like big booty girls or "thick" women and being that they mostly hire big booty black chicks must mean only black people are meant…

Here's how this works. Your fellow TUSCLers put together a nominee list of 85 songs that will be cut down to a list of finalists for discussion in the forums. 5 songs will get picked from there. The Strip Club Music HOF discussion thread is here at https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=49342. Process: Anyone who is a TUSCL member can weigh in on the…

When I take a new guy to a Strip Club with me, I always give him some standard advice. None of this is meant to be a lecture or to imply I have a better way of doing things than you do -- a lot of you tuscl guys have your own styles and ways of doing things, that work…

Ok, Ok. The title is a little misleading.I have only been without testicles for a year now, but I was down to one testicle for about 16 years. When I was 16 years old I was diagnosed with testicular cancer.The 1st step in treating testicular cancer, is to remove the testicle. Well, actually they can't even confirm it is cancer…

After about a year of taking my clubbing game from the amateurs to pros, and now contemplating a break, a bunch of random thoughts about these experiences come to mind. I often joke that I'm only doing this to study the strip club sciences (with a concentration in Bootyology), but in all sincerity there is a social dynamic that takes…

LE stings and rip-offs are way to common. We miss the charm of brick and mortar establishments where the Madam would put a parade in your honor. Since the business moved online there's no choice but to adapt to the system of no returns policy and the traps looking to chain your rocks if you raise your guns in salutation. 0.…

I've done OTC once with my ATF in the past. I don't visit her club in Baltimore (about 60-90 min away) nearly as often as I used to. Generally they've been 4-5 month intervals but we text each other fairly regularly. Finally I had a break and a chance to go up and see her. We usually have…

This was my second foray into Tijuana. The first was in November 2014 when I crossed the border and hit Hong Kong three days out of the four that I was in San Diego. I learned a lot back then (with advice from TUSCL contributors), and I'm still learning. There have been other, very helpful posts on…

This is just a quick article describing my experience regarding transitioning from a single patron of the strip clubs (via Miami) to going on strip club prowls with Wifey. I started going to strip clubs at the tender age of 20 years old. One of my good friends who was several years older than me inviting me to a strip…

Lap Dance Prices, Alfred North Whitehead, and Market Irrationality ---or--- Lapper prices. Are they going up? AGAIN? Fucking what the fucking FUCK? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So, are lap-dance prices rising? It looks like $40 for…

Liquid Lapdance shorts (referred to as LL from herein) look like a jockstrap with a pouch of latex to hold the genitalia. This latex pouch creates a very pleasing sensation (after generous application of lubrication) once an entertainer is grinding heavily against it. The opening to the latex pouch has no elastic band. The latex is very thick…

For those interested in SeekingArrangment, here are my experiences. I have been lucky enough to find some sex forums with decent sized populations of experienced or wanna-be sugar-daddies, to help fill out and/or confirm some of the perspectives. I joined SA thinking my goal would be to score a classic sugarbaby... **Executive Summary**: Since this is tuscl, and most…

This started out as a club review or possible comment. But when I finished, based on the length and the way it took shape I thought it was better suited as an article. There are shades of the "system" I use. But it's more of a field report. I hope you guys enjoy. I was out last night, I had a…

After my friend told me about his experience with an escort, because his CF stripper was a mediocre OTC experience, I went for it. My CF stripper is good in VIP but no full service yet... I texted a girl I saw in the internet, blonde green eyes 5' 7" super model looking from Easter Europe, the ad said she wanted a…

Have you ever dreamed of enjoying a first-class tropical vacation retreat with your own personal female travel guide to take your experience to a new level of sophisticated fun? Welcome to Senses Private Club! Senses Private Club is a luxurious private adult retreat located in Punta Cana on the world famous eastern coast of the Dominican Republic that caters to adventurous singles…

A couple of years back, I posted a summary of Albuquerque Strip Clubs with the expectation that some of the visitors to Albuquerque’s famous Balloon Fiesta could use the information. I thought it time to update that summary. Summary of changes to the Albuquerque strip club scene from the last report: 1. TD’s North is more open and available for fun…

Some strip club patrons see a smart phone as a bulky accessory that they’d rather not carry around inside of a strip club. For me, my smart phone is a toolbox that allows me to play the strip club game at a higher level. In this article, I will describe a few apps that I use during my strip club…

"You smell nice." How many times have we heard this line, thinking it was "stripper shit" ? Maybe so, but IMHO, there is some degree of truth to this. I think they mainly appreciate that you (we) bothered to shower and put something nice smelling on prior to club visit. Still, not all fragrances are created equal. Which ones…

As some of you have realised I made a second trip to New Zealand for three weeks from late Aug to mid Sept. Here's a brief overview of how I found things on my second trip. Prostitution still remains legal in NZ. In my view this has pluses and minuses, the plus is you don't have to worry about getting busted…

So I've been checking this page for a while and thought I would share my review. I am from the mid- Atlantic US. I researched this place quite a bit before diving in. I've only mongered a couple of times before this. I used Google Chrome to translate review sites in a foreign language, like lustscout. I decided to check…

Background New member here, but longtime lurker and also longtime LDKer. I have been LDKing since before the term existed. My first LDK was at Deja Vu in downtown San Francisco back in the 90s. I can't remember the details but I'm pretty sure it was unintentional. But over the years of PL life I have learned…

I debated making this a discussion, but it was too open ended and too long for a simple discussion. So i turned it into an analysis or observation of sorts and decided it would be better off as an article. Woo hoo! My first article. This OTC (Outside the Club) craze on TUSCL doesn't seem to be dying down anytime…

Making my first “real” visit to Montreal, QC over the period of the last week, a few things struck me about the ridiculousness of our hobby. 1) When sexual pursuits as a business are decriminalized, SC’s essentially become redundant (or as in Tijuana, they become a hell of a lot more fun). 2) in Montreal, one hour with an escort…

My good friend, probably the only person that enjoys going to clubs as much as I do, called me and told me that his 19 year old nephew wants to go to a club and he wants him to take him. He calls me cause he doesn’t want to go alone and knows I would be down to go anyway.…

To know the true comparison of the cost of pussy, you need a bit of my life history first. Marriage ain't cheap. At least for me it wasn't. Back in 1979 I was naive, and then, I got into 35 years of wedded bliss. Ha! I met her in church. I was looking for a wife to be in the…

I was having a rough time in my life after I separated from my wife five years ago. She essentially left me and took the kids after our once-blissful marriage turned into an acrimonious relationship for several years due mainly to meddling by family. I was miserable and in a rut. At age 50, I had no desire to seek another…

Not to trigger anyone, but I am loving the early months of the Trump administration. The reason has nothing to do with politics or policy. It has everything to do with pussy, or at least with an alternative thereto. Whenever I turn on the news I hear a lot about Russians. That naturally causes my mind to drift into fond…

I never did understand the people that came to a club for just one stripper. For most of my strip clubbing career, i was a volume monger, although i still preferred quality dancers. So i was like a club player or a superchump if you will. Then in the last few years, i tended to limit my dances to a…

I see a lot of people pose the question of How do I become friends outside of the club with a dancer? I will tell you first it can be done but it's not easy you really need to being understanding of her, the business and if you want the friendship to work patience is key. Over the next few…

Here’s a six-month retrospective on the experience of dating a stripper. I’ll answer any questions in the comments. This article took much longer to write than I expected. Writing it helped me work through some of my thoughts about my situation. It was a cathartic experience. I made a couple of forum posts about my stripper girlfriend before (https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=48953, https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=49694). She…

I've been going to clubs since I turned 21 because at the time that was the age of the Clubs in my area. I wasn't much of a drinker and to this day still not but I always found comfort in going to the clubs because I suffer from depression. I won't go into the cause of the depression because…

We are all here because we enjoy the same thing. The Dancer. In the words of AC/DC The Dancers who gave a Good Time. The Dancers who told me to come but I was already there. You know what I mean. So when you go to the club what are looking for? We all know that if they work in…

So I've had this friend for awhile now. We first met in a men's club, and have kept in touch ever since. I now consider her my best friend because we have a lot of interests in common and whenever we get together the conversation just never ends. So recently I was over at her place being Mr. Tool Guy,…

As I sit here thinking about a lot of different things from my latest visit to my favorite club to the reviews I've read in the recent days and to the knowledge I've gained over the years I couldn't help but think What do you look for in a Club? Do you go for a Single Dancer? Several at a…

As we near the Christmas Holiday and the Holiday Music is running fresh in our minds I chose this title in honor of AC/DC as I talk about going to the Club on Christmas and New Years. As I write this it's early evening on December 15th in California and I am thinking about the Strip Clubs that are opened…

Reading the comments on my earlier post about titty fucking started me to thinking about how I began my Russian adventures. I actually had my very first titty fuck in a strip club. And that started me to thinking about all of the other sexual firsts I have enjoyed in a dimly lit back room. You wouldn't know it from my…

I know that Hi5 wrote a similar article fairly recently, but i thought i would share my own experience and observations with clubbing with virgin and near virgin kids. There's a kid i work with that turned 21 not that long ago, actually maybe over a year, but only very recently tried a strip club for the first time. He's…

Been reading TUSCL for quite some time. I love the information I receive here. I basically know which clubs to go into and which ones to avoid. But what makes a really good Review? When we read the Reviews, what details about a place are we all looking for.…

If you been able to read my articles in the past then you know I bring a different style of writing and I also go to the clubs for a various set of reasons one being I suffer from depression and I find it a safe place as well as a place for me to escape and get my mind…