Here's how this works. Your fellow TUSCLers put together a nominee list of 85 songs that will be cut down to a list of finalists for discussion in the forums. 5 songs will get picked from there. The Strip Club Music HOF discussion thread is here at tuscl.net.
Process: Anyone who is a TUSCL member can weigh in on the cutdown to the 10-20 finalists. The way to vote is to submit a list of up to 10 songs from the list below in order of your #1 out to a #10. Your list can be posted on this article, in the discussion thread, or PM'd to wallanon by Sunday, May 21st. The finalists will then get posted back to the discussion thread. If your fav song didn't get nominated, there's always next time.
Nom #, Name of Song, Artist 1, "sex metal barbie", in this moment 2, "pornstar dancing", my darkest days 3, "walk", pantera 4, "super massive black hole", muse 5, "black rose immortal", opeth 6, "girls girls girls", motley crue 7, "pour some sugar on me", def leppard 8, "The Stripper", David Rose & His Orchestra 9, "You Shook Me All Night Long", AC/DC 10, "Thong Song", Sisqo 11, "I'm 'n Luv (Wit a Stripper)", T-Pain feat. Mike Jones 12, "Get Ready For This", 2 Unlimited 13, "Baby Got Back", Sir Mix-A-Lot 14, "Harlem Shake", Baauer 15, "Cherry Pie", Warrant 16, "Seventeen", Winger 17, "No More Tears", Ozzy Osbourne 18, "Stranglehold", Ted Nugent 19, "Running With The Devil", Van Halen 20, "Bad Girlfriend", Theory of a Deadman 21, "Lollipop", Lil Wayne 22, "slip of the lip", Ratt 23, "my lust your fate", burning rain 24, "Low", Flo Rida 25, "Hey Nineteen", Steely Dan 26, "Stroke", Billy Squires 27, "Armageddon It", Def Lepard 28, "Tila In The House", Midnight Leftovers 29, "Gold Digger", Kanye West 30, "Photograph", Def Leppard 31, "Ain't No Fun", Snoop Dogg 32, "She Will", Lil Wayne and Drake 33, "Fresh From Head 2 Toe", Billy Blue 34, "Turn On The Lights", Future 35, "Panda", Desiigner 36, "Trap Queen", Fetty Wap 37, "Next Contestant", Nickelback 38, "Golddigger", Armin van Buuren 39, "Bolero", Ravel 40, "Say It Right", Nelly Furtado 41, "My Girlfriend is a Dancer (Titty Dancer)", Dan Diamond 42, "Pony", Ginuwine 43, "The Sex is Great", Saving Abel 44, "lick it up", Kiss 45, "dance the night away", Van Halen 46, "everybody wants some", Van Halen 47, "girl gets around", Sammy Hagar 48, "legs", ZZ Top 49, "tube snake boogie", ZZ Top 50, "karn evil 9 1st impression part 2", Emerson lake and Palmer 51, "Closer", Nine Inch Nails 52, "Rock Candy", Montrose 53, "Bandz make her dance", Juicy J 54, "Feeling Love", Paula Cole 55, "Can't You Hear Me Knocking", Rolling Stones 56, "Hot Legs", Rod Stewart 57, "Drop Dead Legs", Van Halen 58, "Desire", Meg Myers 59, "The Way You Move", OutKast 60, "Beautiful People", Marilyn Manson 61, "Shakin Hands", Nickelback 62, "You Can Leave Your Hat On", Joe Cocker 63, "Take it Off", Kiss 64, "Free Bird", Lynard Skynard 65, "Get Low", Lil Jon 66, "Dirrty", Christina Aguilera 67, "Crazy Bitch", Buckcherry 68, "American Woman", Lenny Kravitz 69, "Rock You Like a Hurricane", Scorpions 70, "You Can't Touch This", MC Hammer 71, "In the Night", The Weeknd 72, "Something in Your Mouth", Nickelback 73, "Unskinny Bop", Poison 74, "Rockstar", Nickelback 75, "Milkshake", Kelis 76, "Shakin'", Eddie Money 77, "Hair of the Dog", Nazareth 78, "Paradise City", Guns & Roses 79, "Bad Medicine", Bon Jovi 80, "I Hate Myself for Loving You", Joan Jett 81, "Darlin Nikki", Prince 82, "Hells Bells", AC/DC 83, "Oh Yeah", Yello 84, "Pump up the jam", Technotronic 85, "Personal Jesus", Depeche Mode


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last comment1, "girls girls girls", motley crue 2, "You Shook Me All Night Long", AC/DC 3, "Paradise City", Guns & Roses 4, "everybody wants some", Van Halen 5, "legs", ZZ Top
6, "Stranglehold", Ted Nugent
7, "American Woman", Lenny Kravitz
8, "Bad Medicine", Bon Jovi 9, "I Hate Myself for Loving You", Joan Jett 10, "Cherry Pie", Warrant
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@alerius - Thanks. Anybody else want to post theirs here? Have some votes over in the thread, too.
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"Fuck Me Like You Hate Me", Seether "Sway", Dean Martin "Hot Blooded", Foreigner
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I will always most strongly associate "Girls Girls Girls" with strip clubs because a) it's about strip clubs, and b) It's the "two-for-one" song at my favorite local club.
Also, wtf is a 20-minute Opeth song doing on this list? Are there seriously strip clubs that play that, or was it included as a joke by the OP? I love that band; they're one of my all-time fav's, but I wouldn't call Swedish progressive death metal an example of typical strip club music.
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Anyone see the Atomic Blonde trailer (there are 2-3). One of them mixes Personal Jesus with Black Skinnhead. Awesome mix.
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First time I've seen ELP on any strip club play list - Karn Evil 9 is a good one. Interestingly, finding little or no old school R & B on here. I saw a gal the other night dancing to old (think early 70s) sex songs like "Let's Do It Again" by Marvin Gaye on the stage - far sexier than the usual genetic 80s metal and gangbanger rap. Plus where is "Glory Hole"??
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Actually meant "Glory Box" (Portishead)....though a dong called "Glory Hole" could be interesting too.
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