TUSCL Strip Club Music Hall of Fame - 2017 Nominee List

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wallanon
Here's how this works. Your fellow TUSCLers put together a nominee list of 85 songs that will be cut down to a list of finalists for discussion in the forums. 5 songs will get picked from there. The Strip Club Music HOF discussion thread is here at https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4….

Process: Anyone who is a TUSCL member can weigh in on the cutdown to the 10-20 finalists. The way to vote is to submit a list of up to 10 songs from the list below in order of your #1 out to a #10. Your list can be posted on this article, in the discussion thread, or PM'd to wallanon by Sunday, May 21st. The finalists will then get posted back to the discussion thread. If your fav song didn't get nominated, there's always next time.

Nom #, Name of Song, Artist
1, "sex metal barbie", in this moment
2, "pornstar dancing", my darkest days
3, "walk", pantera
4, "super massive black hole", muse
5, "black rose immortal", opeth
6, "girls girls girls", motley crue
7, "pour some sugar on me", def leppard
8, "The Stripper", David Rose & His Orchestra
9, "You Shook Me All Night Long", AC/DC
10, "Thong Song", Sisqo
11, "I'm 'n Luv (Wit a Stripper)", T-Pain feat. Mike Jones
12, "Get Ready For This", 2 Unlimited
13, "Baby Got Back", Sir Mix-A-Lot
14, "Harlem Shake", Baauer
15, "Cherry Pie", Warrant
16, "Seventeen", Winger
17, "No More Tears", Ozzy Osbourne
18, "Stranglehold", Ted Nugent
19, "Running With The Devil", Van Halen
20, "Bad Girlfriend", Theory of a Deadman
21, "Lollipop", Lil Wayne
22, "slip of the lip", Ratt
23, "my lust your fate", burning rain
24, "Low", Flo Rida
25, "Hey Nineteen", Steely Dan
26, "Stroke", Billy Squires
27, "Armageddon It", Def Lepard
28, "Tila In The House", Midnight Leftovers
29, "Gold Digger", Kanye West
30, "Photograph", Def Leppard
31, "Ain't No Fun", Snoop Dogg
32, "She Will", Lil Wayne and Drake
33, "Fresh From Head 2 Toe", Billy Blue
34, "Turn On The Lights", Future
35, "Panda", Desiigner
36, "Trap Queen", Fetty Wap
37, "Next Contestant", Nickelback
38, "Golddigger", Armin van Buuren
39, "Bolero", Ravel
40, "Say It Right", Nelly Furtado
41, "My Girlfriend is a Dancer (Titty Dancer)", Dan Diamond
42, "Pony", Ginuwine
43, "The Sex is Great", Saving Abel
44, "lick it up", Kiss
45, "dance the night away", Van Halen
46, "everybody wants some", Van Halen
47, "girl gets around", Sammy Hagar
48, "legs", ZZ Top
49, "tube snake boogie", ZZ Top
50, "karn evil 9 1st impression part 2", Emerson lake and Palmer
51, "Closer", Nine Inch Nails
52, "Rock Candy", Montrose
53, "Bandz make her dance", Juicy J
54, "Feeling Love", Paula Cole
55, "Can't You Hear Me Knocking", Rolling Stones
56, "Hot Legs", Rod Stewart
57, "Drop Dead Legs", Van Halen
58, "Desire", Meg Myers
59, "The Way You Move", OutKast
60, "Beautiful People", Marilyn Manson
61, "Shakin Hands", Nickelback
62, "You Can Leave Your Hat On", Joe Cocker
63, "Take it Off", Kiss
64, "Free Bird", Lynard Skynard
65, "Get Low", Lil Jon
66, "Dirrty", Christina Aguilera
67, "Crazy Bitch", Buckcherry
68, "American Woman", Lenny Kravitz
69, "Rock You Like a Hurricane", Scorpions
70, "You Can't Touch This", MC Hammer
71, "In the Night", The Weeknd
72, "Something in Your Mouth", Nickelback
73, "Unskinny Bop", Poison
74, "Rockstar", Nickelback
75, "Milkshake", Kelis
76, "Shakin'", Eddie Money
77, "Hair of the Dog", Nazareth
78, "Paradise City", Guns & Roses
79, "Bad Medicine", Bon Jovi
80, "I Hate Myself for Loving You", Joan Jett
81, "Darlin Nikki", Prince
82, "Hells Bells", AC/DC
83, "Oh Yeah", Yello
84, "Pump up the jam", Technotronic
85, "Personal Jesus", Depeche Mode

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alerius
8 years ago
1, "girls girls girls", motley crue
2, "You Shook Me All Night Long", AC/DC
3, "Paradise City", Guns & Roses
4, "everybody wants some", Van Halen
5, "legs", ZZ Top
6, "Stranglehold", Ted Nugent
7, "American Woman", Lenny Kravitz
8, "Bad Medicine", Bon Jovi
9, "I Hate Myself for Loving You", Joan Jett
10, "Cherry Pie", Warrant
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wallanon
8 years ago
@alerius - Thanks. Anybody else want to post theirs here? Have some votes over in the thread, too.
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Tiredtraveler
8 years ago
"Fuck Me Like You Hate Me", Seether
"Sway", Dean Martin
"Hot Blooded", Foreigner
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LecherousMonk
8 years ago
I will always most strongly associate "Girls Girls Girls" with strip clubs because a) it's about strip clubs, and b) It's the "two-for-one" song at my favorite local club.

Also, wtf is a 20-minute Opeth song doing on this list? Are there seriously strip clubs that play that, or was it included as a joke by the OP? I love that band; they're one of my all-time fav's, but I wouldn't call Swedish progressive death metal an example of typical strip club music.
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ThereAndBackAgain
8 years ago
Anyone see the Atomic Blonde trailer (there are 2-3). One of them mixes Personal Jesus with Black Skinnhead. Awesome mix.
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Roadworrier
8 years ago
First time I've seen ELP on any strip club play list - Karn Evil 9 is a good one. Interestingly, finding little or no old school R & B on here. I saw a gal the other night dancing to old (think early 70s) sex songs like "Let's Do It Again" by Marvin Gaye on the stage - far sexier than the usual genetic 80s metal and gangbanger rap. Plus where is "Glory Hole"??
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Roadworrier
8 years ago
Actually meant "Glory Box" (Portishead)....though a dong called "Glory Hole" could be interesting too.
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