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Roadworrier

Lapland

Making my first “real” visit to Montreal, QC over the period of the last week, a few things struck me about the ridiculousness of our hobby.

1) When sexual pursuits as a business are decriminalized, SC’s essentially become redundant (or as in Tijuana, they become a hell of a lot more fun).

2) in Montreal, one hour with an escort in your hotel, typically C$220, is perhaps 50-100% less than a half-hour in a US strip club 30-min VIP room (depending on the club and geography). And most of the time you can do a hell of a lot more.

3) Women are friendlier. In too many US Strip clubs the better looking gals think they are doing you a favor by providing you a private dance that you’re paying them for. A lot of it is due to clubs taking big cuts, admittedly.

4) No bouncers or door goons in your hotel room. Montreal is as bad as anyplace with door goons, bathroom goons, and both entrance and lap dance area cashiers. 5 loonies here and there add up. All that said, it still adds up to less than US clubs.

5) Because SC’s in Montreal (and probably Yoronto) compete with agencies and independent service providers, lap dances are cheaper, even if some of the conservative mayors have ruined the atmospheres with regulations on what you can touch, eliminating the grind, etc.

6) I experienced a good SC in Montreal with excellent looking gals who wee friendly but who offered tepid dances. I experienced a gal from one of the escort services a few nights later, 19 or 20, fantastic tight body, fresh faced from Nova Scotia, blonde spinner with a pretty face, natural 34B rack, and eager to please. I can’t help but think if the US loosened up and deep-sixed the doddering faux Christian politicians (who likely get some tasty treats in otherwise unfriendly Washington that most non-connected schmucks might not have access to), we’d all be better off.

Back to the US. Going to the clubs in Baltimore and Sacramento and other places won’t quite be the same for me now.