Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

I'd been to this club once...

I'd been to this club once before about a year ago. I'll preface this by saying on this particular visit I didn't get to the club till 1:00 AM. I wish I'd gotten there earlier.…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

I was staying in Downtown Austin...

I was staying in Downtown Austin for a couple days. I thought Expose was the only club close to me, but then I discovered the Palazio was not much further, so I decided to check…

Expose

Austin, TX

I am extremely surprised about how...

I am extremely surprised about how high this club is ranked. I'm used to how things are in Dallas, so maybe I'm just spoiled. The $6 cover was fair. Admittedly, it was a week night,…

Random Hates at the Club

This is just a free form, stream of conscious, random list of things I hate at the club. WHEN SERVER ASKS IF YOU WANT TO BUY A DANCER A DRINK Ugh. This is a lose-lose moment to me. I do not mind buying a dancer a drink if it is someone I am already planning to spend money on, or if I…

Why Dallas Strip Clubs Are The Best

I lived in Dallas when I first started going to strip clubs. I never understood guys who would say they think strip clubs are dumb or a tease. I always felt like I got a more-than-adequate experience at Dallas strip clubs. Then I went elsewhere and discovered the stark difference. To date, I have been to strip clubs in: Dallas Austin Shreveport (awful) Denver Las Vegas While…