Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

The All New, Mostly Different PHC

So Penthouse Baltimore just came back from the dead. Months closed, full remodel, grand reopening, and I made the mistake of thinking that meant I needed to see both shifts on day one. Dayshift and…

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, MD

Classic Name, Somewhat Lame

I've been to a few clubs named Body Shop. They're not a chain, it's just one of those names that seems like a good one for a club I guess. I was there on a…

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, TX

Too Many Hotheads, Avoid Unless You Like That Sort of Thing

PSA: Early morning on Thursday, August 27 at around 3:15am there was a shooting here. You can Google it, and a sample headline is "Security guard shoots man who fired AK-47 at XTC Cabaret, police…

Touch-O-Meter - The LD Odomoter for Him

It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not. If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. When the customers fingers happen to be touching the inside of a…

Mileage-O-Meter - The LD Odometer for Her

It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not. If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. Guys like to touch, but REALLY like to be touched. Pretty simple.…

TUSCL Strip Club Music Hall of Fame - 2017 Nominee List

Here's how this works. Your fellow TUSCLers put together a nominee list of 85 songs that will be cut down to a list of finalists for discussion in the forums. 5 songs will get picked from there. The Strip Club Music HOF discussion thread is here at https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=49342. Process: Anyone who is a TUSCL member can weigh in on the…