Has potential but was dead when I visited.

This was a very interesting visit to a club. They didn’t open until after the advertised time on their website. They finally opened up at 8 PM and I showed up around 10. The club is just outside of downtown Kalamazoo about 3 miles. Easily accessed from all the downtown hotels. It’s in a very safe looking part of Kalamazoo Michigan. During my visit the club attached to them, little darlings, Was not open it was not due back to open until July 1.

Let’s talk about the layout of the club. When you pull into the parking lot there are two entrances one to the right to little darlings. The entrance to the left is the déjà vu. Déjà vu is fully nude so they do not serve any alcohol. Strangely, there is a wall of cereal for breakfast. Not really sure what that means. When I showed up on Tuesday there was no one at the front door. There was a sign that said proceed to the bar to pay admission. I walked in went to the bar paid $10 for admission and seven dollars for a lemonade. The club is immaculate inside. There is a large stage in the center of the room with chairs all around the room with places to sit. There is a bar in the back for Red Bulls lemonades and other non-alcoholic beverages. This would be much less of a problem if Little darlings was open next door. Little darlings is a topless club attached to déjà vu. Separate entrance but in the same building. Since this is a nude club they served of alcohol and little darlings was not open so there was no way to obtain alcohol while you were there. You cannot BYOB.

On this Tuesday night that I visited there was only four girls working one white three black. All relatively skinny three of the four were heavily modified. Nothing that really fit my mold of things that I normally would chase but I wanted to learn more about the club. One girl approached and sat down we had a nice conversation. She gave me a tour of the club which was very interesting. I could see with this place is busy it could be extremely entertaining. But this night I was one of only three patrons and only four girls working. They have all these really neat rooms for VIP dances. They have rooms that look like they have beds in them with doors that close. They have all sorts of different themed rooms. They even have a room called a paint room. Which is basically a room with black light and you get access to fluorescent paints to paint all over your favorite dancer presumably and yourself. Well it didn’t appear that extras were on the menu, there wasn’t anything worth asking about extras for this evening. But the club is set up so that it would make it easy. There’s even a massage room that you can rent by the hour. In addition there is a cage to the right side of the stage for girls to dance in. To the left as you walk in there is what appears to be a ball pit. Yes, a ball pit like from McDonald’s when you were six. It might be interesting, I’m not sure no one was in it this evening. But definitely something I’ve never seen before. After I was given the tour I got a dance from my host that gave in the tour. It was $25 topless $50 nude. I went with the nude option I was told I could touch anywhere about the kitty. It was a good dance but very mechanical.