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PL Pilot!

TheeOSU
FUCK IT!
Wow, this guy had a unique way of introducing himself to his female first officer.

"On August 10, 2020, after the plane reached cruising altitude, Haak, of Longwood, Florida, "got out of the pilot's seat, and while still in the cockpit of the plane, intentionally disrobed and viewed pornographic media on a laptop computer," according to federal prosecutors in Maryland.

The statement from the Department of Justice added that "Haak further engaged in inappropriate conduct in the cockpit" while the first officer continued her in-flight duties. He and the first officer had never met prior to the flight."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/pil…

9 comments

  • theeastcoast757
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    3 years ago
    Was hoping it would be any other airline besides the one I work for
  • TheeOSU
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    3 years ago
    ^

    Well it doesn't reflect on you but I guess he worked for the wrong airline, it appears he might have wanted to fly united.

    http://www.readingthepictures.org/files/…
  • shadowcat
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    3 years ago
    Things were different in the old days. I remember once back in the 70's I was riding in the flight deck of a B727 from San Diego to Denver. Soon after takeoff a Denver based, red haired Flight attendant named Ellie came into the cockpit while the fairly new second officer was trying to give a P.A. announcement. She put her arms around his neck, shoving her large boobs into his back while blowing in his ear. Poor guy was totally flustered.
  • minnow
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    3 years ago
    Tale I heard about a SW flt. attendant initiating a new hire First Officer. She asked the subject pilot to feel her nipples. He hesitated, asking if she was sure about her request. When she reaffirmed request, he complied by reaching in and feeling her nipples. She asked him if her nipples felt hard. When he replied "yes", she retorted- "they're hard because you have the temperature set too damn cold back in the cabin."
  • Dave_Anderson
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    3 years ago
    Take that fucking flea off your posts and stick it up your ass. Unbelievably annoying.
  • TheeOSU
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    3 years ago
    I normally make a concentrated effort to not argue with conservatives but I'll make an exception for you davey. That fucking flea is actually a MRI of your brain which explains all we need to know about you.
  • Studme53
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    3 years ago
    Ha ha - the flea fooled me the first time I saw it
  • Cashman1234
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    3 years ago
    I wonder what type of porn the pilot was watching? I find wifi to be spotty on some flights - so hopefully he had a smooth stream...

    I’m curious to know what he was watching. It must be some good porn!
  • TheeOSU
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    3 years ago
    ^
    He might have been playing saved files or a DVD. ;-)
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