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Should this rick give the Tampa zoo the 411?

rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

One thing you damn dirty apes need to understand is that stingrays are fucking perverts. Why else would they let hairless apes capture them and put ‘em in “touch tanks”? It’s ‘cuz they wanna be TOUCHED all over.

Alas, the stingray lifestyle caught up with a few of those lil perverts in the fine city of Tampa.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/breaking-n…

Of course, this rick has insider knowledge. ricktheray told me that he got a drunken 3am call from a stingray named george who lived in Tampa. Turns out those perverts weren’t gettin’ touched enough during they day so they hired some Tampa streetwalker to come in and do the touchin’

Anyhoo, the pimp got all bent outta shape ‘cuz the rays had no money. Turns out that coupons for zoo concessions don’t pay the pimp. Motherfuckin’ pimp killed the rays.

If only the Tampa zoo had hired some disease-free disco dollys to touch the rays! ROAR!!!