Tropical Lei
2121 Foothill Bl Upland, CA 91786

1st Time back since 2017

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oscarlomax
May 31, 2021, 8:36 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Been meaning to check them out since they re-opened and so I did last Friday night. Last time I came here was probably 2017. Door guy does a quick wand down and I pay my $15 entrance and told "You must buy a drink every hour, blah, blah, blah." No attitude, just perfunctory. I walk in and the layout is as I remember it. Bar & DJ to the left. West of them are some tables then lap chairs. In front of me are some tables and chairs and then the stage. To the left of the stage where there used to be long benches are still benches but redone and they look a little more comfortable with little round mini drink tables. I walked past the stage to the area I remember---the east end of the club with tables, chairs and surrounded by raised lap couches where your feet are off the ground unless you play for the NBA.

I don't remember all the names of the girls working that night. One chubby, cheerful brunette in a plaid mini skirt, raised in the back to show off that meaty ass, joined me after I got my coke. Her name was Ariel and we had a friendly chat. This was her first or second night at this club after it re-opened although she had worked other clubs before. Decided to get a dance with her but parted on good terms. I was eyeing a buxom Latina MILF in the standard fishnet garb with a phat round ass, round tits, long dark hair. From a distance her face looked okay but upon closer inspection, their were miles on it but nothing horrific. We made eye contact and I got the feeling she was serious mercenary and in that instant we did not click so she kept it moving. Next a really skinny AA woman with large fake eyelashes, and well manicured talons sat down and we chatted. She was nice but not my type. Too thin for me.

Onstage, a lean, atheletic (from the back) AA woman with a nice ass did an acceptable stage show. When she turned around, I noticed a slight pooch in the middle. Not too off-putting. Maybe a consider for later. I also saw a brown skin Latina with a thick (not fat) body wearing a pink one-piece that accenuated all her curves wearing white thigh-high boots. Some guy took her to the raised lap booths near my seat. She god naked and gave him an okay lap dance. Next they went straight to the VIP. Then Amber, tanned, brownish-blonde hair with tats and an average but decent body sat next to me. We'd met on other occassions. After chatting a few moments, we went to the VIP. Not bad but not super thrilling either. Immediately got naked, opened her supply purse, extracted the necessary articles, and then did what she does. Cleaned up before and after the experience. Quick hug and I was out..but then ran back into the room and luckily retrieved my wallet which had fallen out of my coat pocket. A male attendent was standing at the end of the hall. "You don't want to forget that, buddy," he said, smiling. I nodded, walked back onto the floor. Looked at my table. Of course my half-drunk coke was gone. Saw the thick Latina onstage with nothing on but the white thigh-highs. I cocked my head. She smiled at me and flicked her tongue. Next time. I left through the exit near the east end of the stage.

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