Not interested in what's on the menu

Been a long time away (choice and that whole recent pandemic thing) but after seeing recent reviews I decided to dip my toe into Tommy's. I arrived a bit post-opening time on a Sunday and didn't expect a rockin' club. Surprised to see the sign out front that they're now considered a lingerie modeling establishment - more surprised about the sign than the change, given recent reviews.

Inside, it's a dive in the best way. Single large square stage, socially distant and highly uncomfortable chairs arranged around it, plus a bar and a couple of high tables. Early in a day so a coke for me, bartender gave me a can which was probably a 10x markup from what they paid for it. No matter, wasn't here to drink.

First dancer up was youngish, sexy lace on and coming off, typical Portland tattoo book from neck to legs, taller dirty blonde. Good contact at the rack, including leaning over and nibbling while starting the hustle for the back room. "It'll be the time of your life, guaranteed." As her second song ended she asked outright if I was interested to go private. Why not, time to jump back into the deep end.