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Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

This is; frienly wait staff and the men at the bar are friendly as well. You can actually get higher milage here than an actual strip club with the right girl which is the dirty…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

Long time patrons of Bobby's complain they no longer do lap dances, but I really like this place. The girls do massages which is no big deal, but they are all friendly and good company.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I went to the club on a Friday evening after about a year absence and I was quite surprised. The place was packed! It was almost like the "old days" when people actually went to…

Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Black guy with…

As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed… Let me start of with the good in terms of attractive women this club is a hit, atleast the few times…

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later). Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it is always like…

It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other solo customers in…