GAB is Arizona's best but that does not mean much as Arizona clubs suck!

After the last report I gave of GAB I am sure you are wondering why on earth did I return? Unfortunately, here in Phoenix and also in Tucson the nude clubs are not very good. We just do not have any real good places for full nude entertainment. Blue Moon used to be but now they have changed the place with all of their rip off private room garbage and really restrictive rules. All of the totally nude clubs in Phoenix suck so I have to choose the club that sucks the least. I can not wait until the border with Mexico is opened up for all travel so I can go down there again and not have to deal with Phoenix and Tucson crappy nude clubs.

I personally do not drink alcohol so topless clubs are kind of a waste for me. When I go to GAB I always go to the full nude side. I may once in a blue moon (no pun intended for the downtown Phoenix club) go to the topless side to peek in but I do not stay there. GAB seems to no longer emphasize their nude side. In the past when I have went there I have found that if you get there too early that often the stage will be vacant for several songs before they finally force some lady over to the nude side for a song. The girls seem to not like the nude side. It seems that when they come over there they go on stage and do their dance set and then immediately go back to the topless side without even trying to sell their dances. It is for this reason I have found that it is best to go to GAB after 2 AM so that there is no topless side for the girls to go to. The girls need to be forced to be on the nude side. A few years ago they had a change in ownership and the new owner seems to not emphasize the nude side. Under the old owner the nude side was always stocked with dancers and had plenty of people. Now it is like an afterthought. I wonder if the new owner is thinking about closing the nude side? Note how when they did the remodeling they did very little change to the nude side but did radical changes to the topless side.

I got there at approx 1:30 AM so that I could get in the start of the nude side entertainment rush. The dancers were this time decent looking. It looks like they did get back some of their old pre-remodelling pre pandemic dancers that are good looking so in the looks department I would say GAB is very good. It is back to the old GAB. But that is the only positive thing I will say. The dancers sill do not circulate. They seem to sit around talking to each other and talking to like one customer who is not buying dances. I can not believe that these dancers do not seem to want to make any money by selling their dances! I was in the club for over an hour before anyone approached me asking for a dance. Then, when I finally got a dance from a Brazillian lady that I was very attracted to (can't remember her name) the lady did not get full nude during the dance. She basically gave an unenthusiastic air dance acting like she really did not want to be there and then she did not even offer a second dance. She finished and asked to be paid and then she left. She went back to talking to the other girls and did not even circulate to try to sell more dances. I would not think she would make enough to pay her house fees for the evening. There were a couple of other dancers I really wanted to try but again they were not circulating. These dancers seem to really not want to make money! I finally was approached by a Cuban dancer named Monica who was OK looking but not totally awesome. I was really hoping for some of the other girls but by this time it was getting pretty late so I could see I needed to take what I could get so I got a few dances from Monica. Monica did get full nude for here dances and she did offer a little bit of touch which for GAB standards was pretty good. Dances are $30 a piece and cover is $10.