Small place, big girls

My title might be a little harsh, but not entirely untrue. I stopped in here Saturday evening around 9:30. There's basically zero parking but I found a spot on the street in front of a little Guatemalan store a short distance away, no charge to park. There was a door guy outside who patted me down and asked to see ID but didn't scan it, and collected $10 cover. Inside, the place is tiny. A small bar, little stage, a few seats, DJ both and what looked to be the lap dance area not apart from the rest of the club at all.

I sat at the small bar & got a domestic beer for $6. There were 5-10 other customers and about 5 dancers. Dancers varied in ethnicity, but all had very similar body types. Five & a half feet, hundred seventy five pounds, D cups, and 44+ inch hips. Some a little bigger or smaller, but pretty similar in size and shape. Some BBL signs but the rest looked natural or indeterminate. Ages seemed to vary, one girl was probably about 20 and another was about 40. Good ethnic diversity despite the low number of girls. Nothing my type for sure, but maybe someone's idea of hot. They all wore dresses, not gowns but skimpy stripper type dresses that were mostly sheer but did hide some of what was underneath. On stage, it was one song dressed, one topless, and it seemed as though some girls took off their bottoms but others didn't. I admit I wasn't paying too close of attention. The girls were all sitting with their customers, went up on stage and went back to their customer. At some point, they did a cattle call and brought all the girls on stage followed by a 3 for 30 special. One of the girls approached me to pitch it, at which time I also was told that dances were normally 25 each or that we could skip all the bullshit and she'd take care of me in the room for $200. I had zero interest, so I didn't clarify if that was her price or total including the club's room fee nor did I get a duration. I also didn't take her up on the dance offer so I can't comment on how those were, but I did see that the dances were done out in the open and there was a little room with a mostly opaque curtain that I'd guess was the champagne room.

I'm not sure what other clubs to compare this one to. I'd go to Scores or Cheetah before I came back to this place, both have much hotter girls and are only minimally more expensive. I'd say its pretty similar to nearby Ultra though, I wouldn't recommend one over the other except to say that Ultra is bigger and has a better parking situation. I just figured I'd stop in here finally and check it out. I may give it a try again some time to see if I just caught them on a bad dancer day. Overall, I still think the Pompano clubs are more fun than any of the Palm Beach clubs.