Trying to find me one of Derek Jeter's favorite strippers

Kalamazoo, MI. Friday night. Just came from Angels. Parking lot should find a spot. They were grilling out front but it was $9 bucks for a hamburger that ain't a deal. Alright so there's like two clubs here, Little Darlings on the right and Deja Vu on the left. You start out in Deja Vu so I might feel that this is really more like one club for me just with two sides with the same girls going back and forth but whatever. Cover is $15 and free military. Get patted down and walk in. No alcohol on this side, alcohol in little darlings. A lot more customers in little darlings but it looked like more girls dancing and hanging on this side. The girls come down to the stage via a catwalk and then slide down to the stage firefighter style. I'm not sure I've seen that one yet. Dances are $25 a song in booths right next to the stage. 15 minutes in a room for $125. Complete privacy from the rest of the club but other dance couples can see you if they pass by it looked like. Customers looked like mostly young dudes spread out some at the stage, some in chair not a lot of tipping, making it rain. Looked like an older crowd next door, and way more energy in that department.

Dancers. I thought Angels had a better lineup but this wasn't bad. Nothing too much to make me want dances though. About 10 girls or so on this side when I was there, which for a Friday night felt kind of slow to be honest. White and black girls. 6-7 range mostly. Body types varied but no fat girls. Girls here get to pick their own music so one girl that stuck out for me was some brunette spinner rocker chick type, a dying breed really. Playing stuff like Saliva Click Click Boom, that pumps me up.

As far as mileage, fun seems to definitely be there to be had from the sounds of it in talking with a few of the girls. Thus ends this little KZoo run.