He numb nuts, weren’t you the guy that said extras shouldn’t happen in a strip club, now you want to wear pants specifically designed so you can splooge in them?
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I wear pajama bottoms. Black. I wear them with dress shoes and a polo shirt. Unless someone is staring they can't really pick it out in a club. They just assume thin dress pants.
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Lap Dance Pants, Intelligently Designed for the BEST LAP DANCES OF YOUR LIFE!
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$59.00
& FREE Returns
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Each Feature is Intelligently Designed To Deliver The Best Lap Dance Of Your Life! For The Cost Of Only 3 Dances, These Will Give You A Whole New Level Of Pleasure!
Exclusive Fabric Blend Engineered To Create The Magic Known As "Invisa-lube" ..More Slick Than Silicone, Without The Mess!
Thin Soft Hidden Waterproof Layer Ensures Nothing Passes Between You & Dancer. These Are The Only Pants With No Seam On Front!
All Pockets Are Perfectly Positioned On Sides Of Pants For Easy Access While Sitting... Plus Never Again Will You or Your Dancer Sit On Keys or Phone. These Lap Dance Pants Are Smart & Feel Amazing! 100% Guaranteed!!
Top Pockets Have Easy Access Opening & Lower Pockets Have Secure Zipper To Ensure You Never Lose Keys Or Phone Again!! ---> [PANT SIZE FITS SLENDER to MEDIUM BUILD only]
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Figureoa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgv2syHg…
Awesome
https://youtu.be/ynPqPDnutt8?t=393
Joe Bonamassa's Pentatonic Sequences
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THQum4Uc…
Joe Bonamassa Official - "Breaking Up Somebody's Home" - Live At The Greek Theatre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DxaVOeu…
We're getting closer creep!
Back OT, sorry everyone this thread is now closed, post elsewhere please.
Dancers like them because they're soft.
Maybe they've been flagged as the most obvious pervert wear ever lol?
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Figueroa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-scKQr9…
Jane - School of Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdWq4w8D…