He numb nuts, weren’t you the guy that said extras shouldn’t happen in a strip club, now you want to wear pants specifically designed so you can splooge in them?
Each Feature is Intelligently Designed To Deliver The Best Lap Dance Of Your Life! For The Cost Of Only 3 Dances, These Will Give You A Whole New Level Of Pleasure!
Exclusive Fabric Blend Engineered To Create The Magic Known As "Invisa-lube" ..More Slick Than Silicone, Without The Mess!
Thin Soft Hidden Waterproof Layer Ensures Nothing Passes Between You & Dancer. These Are The Only Pants With No Seam On Front!
All Pockets Are Perfectly Positioned On Sides Of Pants For Easy Access While Sitting... Plus Never Again Will You or Your Dancer Sit On Keys or Phone. These Lap Dance Pants Are Smart & Feel Amazing! 100% Guaranteed!!
Top Pockets Have Easy Access Opening & Lower Pockets Have Secure Zipper To Ensure You Never Lose Keys Or Phone Again!! ---> [PANT SIZE FITS SLENDER to MEDIUM BUILD only]
I wear pajama bottoms. Black. I wear them with dress shoes and a polo shirt. Unless someone is staring they can't really pick it out in a club. They just assume thin dress pants.
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last commentHe numb nuts, weren’t you the guy that said extras shouldn’t happen in a strip club, now you want to wear pants specifically designed so you can splooge in them?
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Funny. Even on regular lap dance things can get excited. However, it is for everyone. I am trying to keep dancers safe from xtra guys leaks.
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Can you also keep the TUSCL boards safe from rehashing the same tired topic every other week? Here's a link for you: /discussion.php
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No, wait. Champ maybe can't see that link lol. Here's what RockAllNight posted there:
Lap Dance Pants, Intelligently Designed for the BEST LAP DANCES OF YOUR LIFE!
www.amazon.com
$59.00
& FREE Returns
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Each Feature is Intelligently Designed To Deliver The Best Lap Dance Of Your Life! For The Cost Of Only 3 Dances, These Will Give You A Whole New Level Of Pleasure!
Exclusive Fabric Blend Engineered To Create The Magic Known As "Invisa-lube" ..More Slick Than Silicone, Without The Mess!
Thin Soft Hidden Waterproof Layer Ensures Nothing Passes Between You & Dancer. These Are The Only Pants With No Seam On Front!
All Pockets Are Perfectly Positioned On Sides Of Pants For Easy Access While Sitting... Plus Never Again Will You or Your Dancer Sit On Keys or Phone. These Lap Dance Pants Are Smart & Feel Amazing! 100% Guaranteed!!
Top Pockets Have Easy Access Opening & Lower Pockets Have Secure Zipper To Ensure You Never Lose Keys Or Phone Again!! ---> [PANT SIZE FITS SLENDER to MEDIUM BUILD only]
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gag gift while she's down there
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Ha ha - does the Amazon package say “Lap Dance Pants” so even porch pirates know you’re a PL?
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Thanks for sharing Wallaon & DG
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LDKing in strip clubs is only spending money to exacerbate your own sexual frustration.
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We're getting closer creep!
Back OT, sorry everyone this thread is now closed, post elsewhere please.
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Is that nasty Pandit and theeeOSu same?
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The $59 lap dance pants mentioned above do not have good reviews on Amazon. One reviewer said his local clubs will not let him wear them.
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I wear pajama bottoms. Black. I wear them with dress shoes and a polo shirt. Unless someone is staring they can't really pick it out in a club. They just assume thin dress pants.
Dancers like them because they're soft.
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"One reviewer said his local clubs will not let him wear them."
Maybe they've been flagged as the most obvious pervert wear ever lol?
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Sad that all one would want to do with beautiful women is LDK.
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