Anybody here bang Amber Heard?

Never banged her myself but I have heard a couple stories about a girl who would take a massive shit on you for $1000….

Amber Heard ? No. What city did she work in ?

Anna Nicole Smith ? I didn't "have" her. But I met her when she worked at Rick's Cabaret in Houston. This is before Mr Marshall made her his bride. She was drop dead gorgeous back then. I didn't know what extras were back then. And I was probably too damn poor for her. I was in my 20's back then.

Damn, is THAT why that one babe kept saying "Give it to me, Johnny.... "

Don’t ever stick your dick in crazy, don’t ever stick your dock in crazy, don’t ever stick your dick in crazy… all that being said I would probably still try to fuck it

@Doctorevil

I will play along and comment on your discussion.

The better question would be:

Who hasn’t? She worked as a stripper and a escort.

I saw a girl that looked a lot like Amber in the early 2000’s at 4Play,Los Angeles, a full nude gentlemen’s club that says on its website:

“We are able to present beautiful ladies 7 days a week because of our reputation, connections within Hollywood and the modeling industry.”

She is filing for bankruptcy after the court ruling. You may get a second chance if you missed her the first time.

^ Have you seen photos of her lately ? I"m not sure she would make much money as a stripper anymore.

I heard Amber shit the bed

I remember lopaw used to drool over her. 🙃

@georgmicrodong well she is pretty with makeup on.

@Uprightcitizen I'm sure another big money idiot will scoop up Heard and take care of all her legal fees just to hit it. There are plenty of rich simp idiots in the world who'll do anything to be on the inside.

Problem here may be solved...

I get the feeling she would be a giant whorephobe and anti FSSW.

I once asked a long time bartender at Tattletales in Atlanta who was the most famous person who danced there. She immediately said Shari Shattuck. Had to look her up. She was in Playboy.

Agree on Amber Heard that she would have been that batshit crazy dancer you learned to avoid.

I've seen poop in inappropriate places, maybe hers?

SJG