Eh, would not likely revisit.

I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So I settled for Bare Assets. And settled is a perfect term for the visit. Stopped in about 2pm. Very dark inside, especially coming from the bright sunshine. Reminded me of going into Inner Room or Follies. If the place wasn't a strip club it could be a standard dive bar. No cover charge. One bartender, kinda cute, nice, and no wait staff. Beer was cheap, maybe $5. There were maybe 8 customers in the place, all locals, no one paying attention to the stage, most with girls. A very locals place. Did not get a warm fuzzy welcome vibe, that is for sure.

Wide, narrow stage to the left. There was a cute blonde tiny spinner on stage, so I thought it would be a good start. Tipped her a couple times. I was the only one doing that. Looked around, counted 8 or so girls. Mostly over 30, mostly over weight and mostly sitting with customers.

After the spinner got off stage, I asked her for a dance. We headed to the back. Dance area is a 15x15' ish room with bench seating. Not uncomfortable, but not the best either. And a bit worn. One other person was getting a dance, so we had privacy. Not that we needed it. Her dance was uninspired and while not an air dance, not much better. After once dance, sent her on her way.

Went back to the bar. A 30 something big boned, but not overweight blonde was sitting there. Short on time, I asked her for a dance. We went back. The guy getting the dance from before is now giving the dancer a foot massage splayed across one of the couches. The other side now had one of the locals with two of the heftier older dancers grinding on him.

The dance from the new blonde was better. More grinding, but nothing special. Got a couple of dances from her, hoping the second one would be better. It wasn't.