Towns for Clubbing
mjx01
Aspiring Global Hound
Yeah... I know this basics question has come up before and the default answer is to read the reviews but...
If you could go anywhere in the continental US, what's the best city for a 4-5 day club crawl? (Sure, TJ would be better but can't leave lower 48.) Ideal is to be able to hit a different club each night, minimum "sure thing" 2-way contact, at least "average" talent, and non-smoking. "Bonus" credit if transportation isn't a nightmare.
Mons isn't what it used to be, so TPA isn't high on my list. DFW I guess technically might fit the bill, but I didn't love it last time there. PDX has plenty of clubs but never found much 2-way there. Is the COI a sure thing (except for the LAX headache)?
If you could go anywhere in the continental US, what's the best city for a 4-5 day club crawl? (Sure, TJ would be better but can't leave lower 48.) Ideal is to be able to hit a different club each night, minimum "sure thing" 2-way contact, at least "average" talent, and non-smoking. "Bonus" credit if transportation isn't a nightmare.
Mons isn't what it used to be, so TPA isn't high on my list. DFW I guess technically might fit the bill, but I didn't love it last time there. PDX has plenty of clubs but never found much 2-way there. Is the COI a sure thing (except for the LAX headache)?
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+ mostly non-English-speaking Cuban dancers (i.e. not a lot of dancer ethnic variety)
+ smoking in clubs
+ traffic is bad - can be an issue if clubbing in the afternoon b/w 3 and 6:30 especially if having to use the highway - shouldn't be too big an issue if clubbing at night
If you like the fake ass/bolt on stuff and Latinas south Florida is a sure thing, I’ve been yelled at by dancers for not wanting to fuck there. West coast of Florida seems like it’s got a lot of options too.
It’s not talked about on here a ton but jersey has so many sure thing options in it, I guess maybe because New Jersey is a whole state (really suburbs on steroids) and lacking one flagship city you can put your finger on.
Lexington and Louisville I think are really underrated in the Midwest they absolutely have extras.
Also San Francisco too has plenty of extras in it really underrated on TUSCL IMO. And you don’t need a car at all to club hop there, if I didn’t love driving so much around that city I would say don’t even get one.
As for me - in the past these were my favorite cities to club in - in order (granted some areas were just too hard for me to get to on a regular basis so they aren’t listed)
1. Detroit
2. Toronto
3. Montreal
4. Phoenix
5. Dallas
6. San Antonio/Austin
A long long time ago:
1. Houston
2. Tampa
Detroit
Houston (pre-covid)
Missisiaugua (or however the fuck it's spelled) (pre-covid)
Phoenix (pre-covid)
City of Industry (pre-covid)
San Antonio (pre-covid)
Tampa
Dallas
Atlanta
Las Vegas
Oklahoma City (pre-covid)
Raleigh (pre-covid)
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(a bunch of places I haven't been too)
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Chicago
1- Orlando. Mickey Mouse loves strip clubs. And the traffic on I-4 is no problem at all. It doesn't move, but it's no problem.
2- Nashville. Home of the Southern Baptist Convention. Don't let the fact that there are only 3 total clubs in a metro area of almost 2 million. And the parking lots of each are always empty. The places are rocking.
3- New York. The people are all so friendly. Crime is no problem. And who doesn't want to compete with a NY taxi cab on the streets.
4- Chicago. Well, make sure you take a gun with you.
Now where's that Sarcasm button ?
That’s my unpopular opinion too. I went to Landing Strip on a Saturday night and it was like an audition for a Curves commercial, almost every single girl was plus size.
Never been to City of Industry, is there a good number of Latinas there? Or is it all white/black girls?
- I have to admit... I sort of forgot about DTW... It deserves to be on my radar but it wouldn't be a good fit for this mission.
- COI et al sounds very promising other than the LA traffic.
- Might have to consider PHX/Tuscon more. Would early October be good weather there?
- Sort of agree that Pasco (west cost) and Pompano (east coast) have potential... but also probably not a good solution in this case.
@Steve: "Erie" ... I'd say mixed opinion on Partners. Yes mileage can be had but not optimistic about the talent there. IME haven't had much luck elsewhere in Erie. DM if you prefer.
ATL was a one trick pony (Follies) that was put out to pasture.
I should add: it would need to be ITC. (OTC not a viable option).
Depending on your flexibility; i.e. you're just there to club; TX has the advantage that one could hit multiple good SC cities (Dallas; Austin; Houston) – but of course that would require road-tripping within the state and having the desire/time/ability to do so (not to mention these cities are also Cubana-heavy these days but there should be better variety than SoFlo); and these cities are not as extras-heavy – same for FL if one watned-to/could do road-tripping; i.e once could hit SoFlo; Cocoa Beach; Tampa/Pasco area; etc.
And as far as El Paso goes pre CoVid I could definitely recommend it post CoVid though I can’t recommend it anymore due to clamping down and the Texas 21 and over bs. Pre CoVid though the one thing about El Paso is you could get extras so cheap and you didn’t have to go into the hood to get that, which was nice. It’s one of the safest cities in America it’s not like going into East St Louis, Bridgeport, Akron etc.
Detroit
Tampa Bay (including Pasco)
Toronto (including Niagara Falls)
Yeah, I know that's not continental US but, didn't have a #3. Crossed the Canadian border a few weekends ago first time since COVID using the ArriveCAN app. Quite smooth and very quick.
Dallas was great, some extras but this was preCovid. Hoping to swing another trip there soon to see how the clubs are.
PHX is great in Fall/Winter/Spring for me as I will golf all day and club all night. Problem with the clubs is consistentcy. Extras can be had but it may take some work and club jumping. One day the club will be the best ever, next night it will suck. The area colleges keep the young ones coming at you if school is in session.
Miami - a quick 2.5 hr flt from Baltimore has led me to make several trips there, allegedly for business, but there are so many good clubs to visit I still haven’t hit them all. If you can’t find extras there then something is wrong with you lol.
Vegas - my last visits to the Rhino pre COVID. I got back to my room and I had spray tan all over my clothes and face. I had a good time but I really could have done without her fake tan all over me