Yeah... I know this basics question has come up before and the default answer is to read the reviews but...
If you could go anywhere in the continental US, what's the best city for a 4-5 day club crawl? (Sure, TJ would be better but can't leave lower 48.) Ideal is to be able to hit a different club each night, minimum "sure thing" 2-way contact, at least "average" talent, and non-smoking. "Bonus" credit if transportation isn't a nightmare.
Mons isn't what it used to be, so TPA isn't high on my list. DFW I guess technically might fit the bill, but I didn't love it last time there. PDX has plenty of clubs but never found much 2-way there. Is the COI a sure thing (except for the LAX headache)?

