Towns for Clubbing

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mjx01
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Yeah... I know this basics question has come up before and the default answer is to read the reviews but...

If you could go anywhere in the continental US, what's the best city for a 4-5 day club crawl? (Sure, TJ would be better but can't leave lower 48.) Ideal is to be able to hit a different club each night, minimum "sure thing" 2-way contact, at least "average" talent, and non-smoking. "Bonus" credit if transportation isn't a nightmare.

Mons isn't what it used to be, so TPA isn't high on my list. DFW I guess technically might fit the bill, but I didn't love it last time there. PDX has plenty of clubs but never found much 2-way there. Is the COI a sure thing (except for the LAX headache)?

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Papi_Chulo
2 years ago
South Florida has multiple clubs worth hitting - downsides are:

+ mostly non-English-speaking Cuban dancers (i.e. not a lot of dancer ethnic variety)

+ smoking in clubs

+ traffic is bad - can be an issue if clubbing in the afternoon b/w 3 and 6:30 especially if having to use the highway - shouldn't be too big an issue if clubbing at night
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Muddy
2 years ago
If you haven’t done COI and the LA area thats gotta be it. Most definitely a sure thing as long as you bring money. SRCOI, SynnCOI, gotta hit those. Sahara Theater in Anaheim and Tropical Lei in Upland are all big time extras spots. Big talent with extras little more money though is BELAX. Jet Strip too not far from there. The thing with Southern California some of these extras clubs are like other cities upscale air dance clubs talent wise but these girls are all down and super slutty. It’s just different out there, if you got money ofcourse.

If you like the fake ass/bolt on stuff and Latinas south Florida is a sure thing, I’ve been yelled at by dancers for not wanting to fuck there. West coast of Florida seems like it’s got a lot of options too.

It’s not talked about on here a ton but jersey has so many sure thing options in it, I guess maybe because New Jersey is a whole state (really suburbs on steroids) and lacking one flagship city you can put your finger on.

Lexington and Louisville I think are really underrated in the Midwest they absolutely have extras.

Also San Francisco too has plenty of extras in it really underrated on TUSCL IMO. And you don’t need a car at all to club hop there, if I didn’t love driving so much around that city I would say don’t even get one.





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Muddy
2 years ago
Then ofcourse Detroit’s western suburbs which are just fucking awesome.
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enigma_13
2 years ago
Where in Jersey? Trying to find a good extras club and hard to find these days
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jackslash
2 years ago
You could fly into Detroit and stay in a hotel close to the airport. Rent a car or use Uber to go to nearby clubs. Flight Club, Landing Strip, Bogart's, Henry VIII (north),BT's, Subi's, Criket. There is a rumor that extras are available.
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MaxMaxima
2 years ago
Thinking NJ is really a solid option. Read a lot of reviews as a prepper for a one night only opportunity coming up soon, will be my first time there. Appreciate any vets who can weigh in.
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shailynn
2 years ago
I’m completely lost post COVID - some cities that were great are no longer. You mentioned NJ - a lot of guys love the Rhode Island scene which is at least in the same region (so to speak).

As for me - in the past these were my favorite cities to club in - in order (granted some areas were just too hard for me to get to on a regular basis so they aren’t listed)

1. Detroit

2. Toronto

3. Montreal

4. Phoenix

5. Dallas

6. San Antonio/Austin

A long long time ago:

1. Houston

2. Tampa
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shailynn
2 years ago
Should have added I do enjoy clubbing in Vegas, but it’s expensive and I usually regret my nights clubbing there days after the fact.
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Harderlap
2 years ago
Tucson is underrated as a strip club destination. It is good good for at least two or three days of a strip club crawl, Raiders Reef, Venom, & Curves all offer what you are looking for, and Phoenix, up the road an hour and a half, offers another couple of clubs. Just don’t go during the summer.
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chiefwiggum
2 years ago
My friend who took over my region in Houston still says Houston is legit. Of the TX cities, I thought San Antonio was second best, even with pasties. Detroit is #1, but barely, yes, tons of extras, but lots of girls in the 5-6 range. Detroit, imo, has the you're either hot or not category and more nots than hot. Upon recent memory, I would rank, by city:

Detroit
Houston (pre-covid)
Missisiaugua (or however the fuck it's spelled) (pre-covid)
Phoenix (pre-covid)
City of Industry (pre-covid)
San Antonio (pre-covid)
Tampa
Dallas
Atlanta
Las Vegas
Oklahoma City (pre-covid)
Raleigh (pre-covid)
...
...
(a bunch of places I haven't been too)
...
...
Chicago
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Pussylicker2
2 years ago
I grew up in detroit, I first hit Bogarts 40 years ago. Detroit (actually west suburbs dearborn, romulus, inkster) are great. BUT, I never had the bartender come around the bar and suck my dick, I never had 4 dancers all take turns as I sat at the bar with no cover and cheap drinks. The best town for strip clubs, better than detroit, washington park, or el paso, is in ohio.
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Warrior15
2 years ago
Top 3 cities that I have clubbed in :

1- Orlando. Mickey Mouse loves strip clubs. And the traffic on I-4 is no problem at all. It doesn't move, but it's no problem.
2- Nashville. Home of the Southern Baptist Convention. Don't let the fact that there are only 3 total clubs in a metro area of almost 2 million. And the parking lots of each are always empty. The places are rocking.
3- New York. The people are all so friendly. Crime is no problem. And who doesn't want to compete with a NY taxi cab on the streets.
4- Chicago. Well, make sure you take a gun with you.

Now where's that Sarcasm button ?
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twentyfive
2 years ago
^ You left out Salt Lake City
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Warrior15
2 years ago
^ Oh, I forgot about extras. All of the above have extras. Well, that is if you consider the girl occasionally touching your arm as an extra.
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Warrior15
2 years ago
^ I've never had the pleasure of clubbing in Utah.
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Electronman
2 years ago
I must have missed something in San Antonio? As noted above the western suburbs of Detroit are great. Paavo county clubs,near Tampa, also merit some mention.
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Electronman
2 years ago
That should have said Pasco county. Damn autocorrect.
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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
No votes for Atlanta?
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8TM
2 years ago
> “Detroit, imo, has the you're either hot or not category and more nots than hot.”

That’s my unpopular opinion too. I went to Landing Strip on a Saturday night and it was like an audition for a Curves commercial, almost every single girl was plus size.

Never been to City of Industry, is there a good number of Latinas there? Or is it all white/black girls?
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SteveSutton
2 years ago
Some places where I have had great luck: El Paso, LA (COI, Jetstrip, Tropical Lei), Erie (yes check Tuscl), Lexington, Miami, Dallas. And Vegas but very pricey. Atlanta in the old days.
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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
Would be good to break it down some, like, good for ITC extras, good for OTC, good for simple 2-way touching.
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chiefwiggum
2 years ago
Last time I was at COI it was 80% white girls the rest black and asian, iirc, latinas were the minority. Back then, it was mostly mexican and depending on ancestry many were light skinned.
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shailynn
2 years ago
San Antonio - at one point San Antonio was high on my list. I could stroll into a lot of clubs there and get OTC for dirt cheap. I did this several times over the years and still have both my kidneys, although I never met nicespice when she was there.
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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
I wonder how many mojada Mexican strippers there were back in the day. Before our worst people decided Mexico wasn't sending us their best people.
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mjx01
2 years ago
Thank you to everyone for the constructive comments.

- I have to admit... I sort of forgot about DTW... It deserves to be on my radar but it wouldn't be a good fit for this mission.
- COI et al sounds very promising other than the LA traffic.
- Might have to consider PHX/Tuscon more. Would early October be good weather there?
- Sort of agree that Pasco (west cost) and Pompano (east coast) have potential... but also probably not a good solution in this case.

@Steve: "Erie" ... I'd say mixed opinion on Partners. Yes mileage can be had but not optimistic about the talent there. IME haven't had much luck elsewhere in Erie. DM if you prefer.

ATL was a one trick pony (Follies) that was put out to pasture.

I should add: it would need to be ITC. (OTC not a viable option).
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mjx01
2 years ago
hum... maybe fly into Ontario to avoid LAX...
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Papi_Chulo
2 years ago
IMO places like Detroit and Miami are good if extras are a must – IMO places/clubs that are very-extras-heavy are at times not that good w.r.t. just-getting-dances and/or overall-dancer-attention – if extras are not a must then perhaps other areas that offer other things while still offering decent dance-mileage, may be a better overall option.

Depending on your flexibility; i.e. you're just there to club; TX has the advantage that one could hit multiple good SC cities (Dallas; Austin; Houston) – but of course that would require road-tripping within the state and having the desire/time/ability to do so (not to mention these cities are also Cubana-heavy these days but there should be better variety than SoFlo); and these cities are not as extras-heavy – same for FL if one watned-to/could do road-tripping; i.e once could hit SoFlo; Cocoa Beach; Tampa/Pasco area; etc.
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Muddy
2 years ago
Anywhere near the southern border is going to be a majority Latina city for strip clubs.

And as far as El Paso goes pre CoVid I could definitely recommend it post CoVid though I can’t recommend it anymore due to clamping down and the Texas 21 and over bs. Pre CoVid though the one thing about El Paso is you could get extras so cheap and you didn’t have to go into the hood to get that, which was nice. It’s one of the safest cities in America it’s not like going into East St Louis, Bridgeport, Akron etc.
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caseyx
2 years ago
When I head to SoCal I try to fly into Orange County (SNA). It's usually cheaper than Ontario and more flights.
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docsavage
2 years ago
It would be difficult to come up with a list because, in addition to the quality of the clubs, you also have to consider travel distance and the proximity of other attractions you are interested in. For example, I went to Vegas and the clubs were great, but it is too far away and lacking in other attractions (I don't care about gambling) so I would never go again. The one time I went there was because a couple old college friends invited me.
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shailynn
2 years ago
I never saw the appeal of Partners in Erie. I’ve been there a few times but always horrible talent IMO.
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Longball300
2 years ago
Now that Myrtle Beach is a shell of it's former self my current top three based on where I have been:

Detroit
Tampa Bay (including Pasco)
Toronto (including Niagara Falls)

Yeah, I know that's not continental US but, didn't have a #3. Crossed the Canadian border a few weekends ago first time since COVID using the ArriveCAN app. Quite smooth and very quick.
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Jacks4thson
2 years ago
In my limited business travel in the last 3 years I have hit clubs in Dallas/FTW, Phoenix and Miami.

Dallas was great, some extras but this was preCovid. Hoping to swing another trip there soon to see how the clubs are.

PHX is great in Fall/Winter/Spring for me as I will golf all day and club all night. Problem with the clubs is consistentcy. Extras can be had but it may take some work and club jumping. One day the club will be the best ever, next night it will suck. The area colleges keep the young ones coming at you if school is in session.

Miami - a quick 2.5 hr flt from Baltimore has led me to make several trips there, allegedly for business, but there are so many good clubs to visit I still haven’t hit them all. If you can’t find extras there then something is wrong with you lol.

Vegas - my last visits to the Rhino pre COVID. I got back to my room and I had spray tan all over my clothes and face. I had a good time but I really could have done without her fake tan all over me
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Harderlap
2 years ago
October in Arizona would be OK. The heat is subsiding and tolerable.
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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
I wonder how well how attractive you find the women advertising as escorts in a city corresponds to how much you'd like the SCs in that city. For example, for those known the Detroit scene, are the women advertising as escorts ( https://tryst.link/search?loc=42.33143%2… ) typically more/less/equally attractive relative to extras/OTC strippers in area clubs?
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