Another guy with Vegas questions.
Wednesday, August 3, 2022 8:53 PM
Background: I live in Phoenix, but have never gone to Las Vegas. I've enjoyed a bunch of the strip clubs around Phoenix, including:
-Christie's Cabaret
-Sonny's Gentlemen's Club
-Le Girls
-Bourbon Street Circus
-Crazy Girls before it was Crazy Girls
-Centerfolds Cabaret
-The Candy Store
-Xplicit
-Coyote Club
-Jaguars
-Dirty's Topless Bar
-ABCO
And Curves in Tucson, plus the two clubs in Missoula, MT. Clearly, I like ladies dancing for me. Recently, I got married to the love of my life, and on our Honeymoon - a Royal Caribbean Alaskan Cruise - we saw a show on the boat titled "Live, Love, Legs." It was a choreographed Burlesque-type show with, unfortunately, no nudity. It was my first time seeing such a show and I loved it. I thought it was very hot and very fun without any nudity, so now I want to go to the real deal, titties and all.
So now I'm planning a drive to Vegas in the next year, but I'm thinking to myself that while I'm there, I gotta do other stuff too, not just go to a show, right? I'm thinking I want to go to a sporting event (either MMA or Hockey, probably), a casino, a burlesque show or two, and a strip club.
I've looked into several of the shows currently being performed, including Fantasy, X Burlesque, X Country, and Rouge.
Hence my questions:
Are there any casinos, shows, a strip clubs that you fine connoisseurs of coochie can recommend?
A few notes:
I can see myself spending 2 to 3 grand, total, which might include bringing my amazing wife.
I am not looking for extras or OTC, never been interested in anything more than touching some titties. I like appreciating beautiful bodies, not wondering how many guys have pounded a lady before me. As such, I have no interest in going to Tijuana instead, at least at present - I have heard that the dancers are amazing, but there are also unsavory things I've heard that turn me off, things like lots of corrupt cops. Besides that, Vegas is closer by a couple hours via car, and I don't know very much Spanish.
I am looking for places that feel fancy, shiny, glitzy, and/or ritzy. If the surrounding area is sketchy, I can deal with that, but the inside of the club or the theatre for the show needs to be nice - especially if my wife, who has only been to a strip club once, it was seedy as hell, and it was before we met; especially if she comes too.
I have never dropped more than $200 on any given girl, partly because I've never seen what I would call a 10/10 in Phoenix and partly because I've never budgeted more than $400 total for a strip club visit. I am increasing my budget majorly for this trip, and I'm looking to go somewhere with gorgeous women.
As you might have figured, it's not my goal to be a regular anywhere, but to go to new, exciting, sexy places and have new, exciting, sexy experiences there. The only clubs I've visited twice or more are Bourbon Street, Christie's, and ABCO. I'm aware Las Vegas clubs are spendy as hell, but that's kinda my point. I want to see what kind of new, exciting, and/or sexy things I can experience now I'm financially established - things like gambling, burlesque shows, sporting events, and strip clubs featuring 10/10 dancers.
So, recommendations for shows, clubs, casinos, and sporting events, in the next year?
Thanks in advance, sorry for the wall of text.
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