More like Booty Trap on the River

Was in Downtown Miami with a group of guys and we got the late night twitch for some fun.. Took an uber there and after rolling through an industrial back road we see the neon lights of a couple classic cars sitting on 26" rims, I mean the lights of the club. Get patted down and wanded I believe, handed over $50 to the door girl and headed in. King Von's Crazy Story 3 was booming through the sound system and if you don't know what that is, it's a song a dead man once rapped over explaining his crazy story of setting people up, shootouts etc... The place is pretty hood, mainly for the money tossers because it has a bunch of VIP bottle type booths, a couple with poles attached, one long bar and a pretty small stage in the middle. It was packed to the walls with chicks though, 75% spanish - 20% AA - 5% white. So much ass. We were however the only white guys in there, didn't bother me at all as everyone was having a great time.

Opened a tab and got a round of 15$ drinks for our crew, took a look around and noticed two gazelles dashing through the crowd eyes locked on. This two cuban chicks tried to get me to take them both back for a dance, I ask how much and she says $50. I say I only want you, she agrees and we head back, with her friend in tow. She takes me to a private dance room and I know I'm getting shammed. I have to again tell her I just want one of you, so I pick and a pretty lame dance ensues, very distant.

Start on my second drink and the next latina that comes up to me is even hotter, I ask for a dance and she says $25, I slammed my drink in joy and got moving. She brings me back past a small register to a row of booths, about 3 on each side. I think I stayed back there for 3 songs as it was high mileage both ways. My friends say the way I came out of the back room was iconic, grinning ear to ear, clutching my chest.