How are Joe Klecko and Zach Thomas not in the NFL hall of fame yet?

Canton, OH. Sunday night. Just came from Peppermint Hippo. Safe, commercial area, well lit. Parking lot, plenty of spaces. Walk in, they cash register wasn't working so they guy said no cover. Some blonde chick, tattooed, fake tits, actually pretty good looking was feeling the guns and was impressed, makes you feel good but this would be my last interaction with a dancer in this club. Layout dance area in elevated couch area, $25 a song. Stage in center with stair case going up to second floor. Nobody dancing on stage. Crowd was spread out but enough people in here where you would have stage dancing, it wasn't that dead where you shouldn't have some type of rotation going on. Overall really nice club physically. One thing the bartender was so tiny and she had a freezer to reach over in front of the bar I was curious to see how she was going to do it but she did, looks annoying to have to do that gumby stretch every time though.

Dancers. Looked like white and a couple black dancers about 6 or 7 girls. A couple hot girls in there. Some fake stuff, some natural. Not bad, no ugly girls at all. I'm not sure there were 9 or 10's here though. It was hard to analyze the group because all the girls were paired up the whole time I was there. They would go from the couch area getting dances with their customers to up top to the 2nd floor bar area, I guess VIP is up there too.

Overall I just had no opportunities to engage with any strippers in this scenario with no stage going. I know it's sunday but without rotation Idk wtf I'm supposed to do. There were other people out on the floor kind of in the same boat. It was late and I bounced. Sunday might be a great NFL day but at Christies it ain't gameday.