@motorhead
I am not lecturing you about the undeniable reality; a white privileged comedian explains it very well:
“The Power of Being White in America and the World”
dailymotion.com
I'm white...which, thank God for that shit, boy.
That is a huge leg up.
Are you kidding me? Oh, God, I love being white. I really do. Seriously, if you're not white, you're missing out.
Because this shit is thoroughly good.
Let me be clear, by the way.
I AM NOT SAYING THAT WHITE PEOPLE ARE BETTER.
I AM SAYING THAT BEING WHITE IS CLEARLY BETTER.
WHO COULD EVEN ARGUE?
If it was an option, I would re-up every year.
"Oh, yeah, I'll take 'white' again, absolutely. I've been enjoying that. I'm gonna stick with white, thank you."
Here's how great it is to be white: I can get in a time machine and go to any time, and it would be fucking awesome when I get there!
That is exclusively a white privilege.
Black people can't fuck with time machines! A black guy in a time machine's like, "Hey, anything before 1980, no thank you. I don't want to go."
But I can go to any time! The year 2. I don't even know what's happening then, but I know when I get there...
"Welcome, we have a table right here for you, sir."
"Thank you. Oh, it's lovely here in the year 2."
I can go to any time--IN THE PAST.
I don't want to go to the future and find out what happens to white people
BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO PAY HARD FOR THIS SHIT, YOU GOT TO KNOW THAT.
WE ARE NOT GOING TO JUST FALL FROM NUMBER ONE TO TWO.
THEY ARE GOING TO HOLD US DOWN AND FUCK US IN THE ASS FOREVER...
And we totally deserve it. But for now, wheeeeeeee!
NOW, IF YOU ARE WHITE ANF YOU DON’T ADMIT THAT IT IS GREAT, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.
~ Louis Székely
~ White Privileged stand-up comedian
~ Born Sep 12, 1967 Washington, D.C., U.S.