Expensive Day

I had a window of opportunity come up at the last second and I headed out to hit a club or two (ended up at four). I generally like to have a “plan b” (a dancer that I have had backroom experience that is working when I am on the hunt) when I go out strip clubbing, but time was limited. I sent out two texts and a few Instagram messages, but got either, “sorry I am not dancing today,” or no reply at all. Before the day was done, I did end up happy, but it was an expensive and seemed a desperate adventure. Here is a quick synopsis of the first three clubs before I get to The Venue review. None of the below clubs had a bouncer, ID check, or cover during my afternoon visits.

First stop was Shimmers around 1PM. I was hoping to find a regular or two, but there were only two dancers that I had never met before. One white, one AA and both heavier then I like. I was the only guy in the club. I grabbed a coke from friendly Alice and sat down at the rack. I laid out $2, which I did per song at all the venues, and the white dancer came over to give me some attention. She was very chatty, did three songs, and was totally nude by the third. She sat in my lap and let my face feel those huge Cs. I asked about her dances, $20/song, which I agreed to do one song. It was fun, totally nude with touching all the normal areas, but nothing to get to excited about, so one and done. I sat back down at the rack and the AA dancer came on stage. She was not near as chatty and was totally nude before the end of her second song. After the second song, she asked if I was interest in a dance and I asked how much, $40/song or 3/$100. I declined since she had just stayed on her side of the stage and gave me no incentive to go to the back. On her third song, she bent down and used the top of her head to give me some rubbing in a most pleasurable way. With that, I changed my mind and said let’s do a dance at the end of her third. I also thanked her for not blowing me off (not that kind of blowing) when I declined her original dance request. Her lap dance was totally nude with touching in the same areas as the previous dancer. She teased me a little, but not enough. One and done again. Recap, $6 coke/tip, $12 dance tipping, $60 backroom cost, total $78. Wish I had walked out as soon as I saw how dead the club was.

I drove out Foster Street to see if Foster Strip (originally Tommy’s Too) had any activity. None and even the paper signs on the door for business and liquor license applications was gone. It has been almost a year and I am giving up hope on this once very fun backroom club.