Chicago clubs are lame- prove me wrong

It's been a while since I ventured to 390. An hour drive to get there and back makes one think about going, but it really is the only club with daytime hours near Chicago.

There was a $5 cover but beer was only $2 They open at 11 and I was there at noon for about 90 minutes. NO stage show the entire time I was there and they had about 7 dancers working (if you can call hanging out in the dressing room working) There were about 15 or so dayshift losers like myself hanging out, staring at an empty stage with an occasional girl walking by who quickly got snatched up for some privates.

I did manage to sample dances with 3 of the dancers. All working today were above a 7 and not one exceeded the TUSCL standard height/weight ratio established in the 2010 symposium on how to rate dancers in on-line reviews. Dances are done in side room with individual stalls with beaded curtains. There is a gate keeper to the area that handles song counts and doesn't peek in. All three lovelies got fully nude right away (all waited until the next song began) and did decent grinding, with various amounts of 2 way interaction (no explicit touching) but none of them were amazing. Did 2,5,3 songs with each one.