Sausage party Saturday afternoon

I got here around 1:30 on Saturday, passed through a metal detector on my way in. There are many, many reviews describing the layout of this place, but for the uninitiated bathrooms are to the left as you walk in, and rooms are another left on the way there. To the right as you walk in you'll see the two bars, and if you kept walking you'd run into the lap dance area. Stage seating directly ahead, and if you kept walking through you'd get to the smoking patio. There's an upstairs you can pay to have a membership to. Trulys were 7 dollars and given the state of play, I just bought a couple at the bar and did not get the drink card.

On Saturday there were lots and lots of dudes. Both bars were full of guys, and some were sitting at the tables in front of the stage.

As far as ladies, there were not too many. Maybe 8-10 working a room full of 30 or so dudes and spending a fair amount of time on the patio. Worse, only 3 were more than mediocre talent. There was one blonde spinner, a Latina or mixed girl with a phenomenal rack, and a brunette/Latina I'd describe as statuesque. The remainder of the room was thicker MILFY white ladies. In terms of names I remember Sassy was a girl that was there.