I'll have to plan better before going back to the Bird

Been to The Bird on many occasions. This was the worst trip. I'm not saying it went downhill, I was just there at a bad time, I guess. There was quite a few trucks in the parking lot when I arrived at 12:30. I realized I was there during the lunch crowd. That's really weird for me to accept. I have never eaten food at a strip club and it weirds me out to think of it. I mean, I'm there for something but it isn't food.

There were a few tables open but quite a crowd of people. The largest crowd I've ever seen here. A few people sitting and watching the dancer on the pole and several people eating lunch. I grabbed a seat at a two person table and watch the dancer for a minute, She was overweight and not really my type. She finished and an older woman got up next. Again, not my type. The waitress came over and told me that I had to drink something if I was going to sit. I was planning on getting a drink when she came over. I was surprised by the sternness. Regardless, I ordered a $3.00 coke and tipped her the $2.00 change.

There were several good looking girls but they were with sitting at the bar on their phones or sitting in a group at a table. I scanned the room. The two hottest dancers I could see were both sitting at a table with a fat, old guy. They were chatting with each other while he ate a burger. They seemed perfectly intent on sitting there and not once looked around at anyone. There were probably 10 dancers there. If they spread out and worked the tables they probably could have covered quite a few. Not one dancer seemed to be there to "work".