Underrated Club
Deja Vu Tampa:
This club isn’t talked about much on here and most people say it’s meh. I’m happy to say it’s much better than I expected. I was debating between this club or mons venus/surrounding clubs. I didn’t wanna pay for $50-$60 dances plus people say it’s a tourist trap nowadays and Deja Vu was only like 7 minutes from my hotel so Deja Vu it was. Was kind of a gamble since their IG page became inactive and they only recently opened up a new one but no rollcall. Went on Thursday night at around 10 PM. Could’ve gone earlier but figured there will be more girls later. Club sits on a pretty industrial area with a couple of other clubs down the road. Club is fully nude with no alcohol but you can get drinks next door at Hammered Harry’s and there’s a food truck in front of deja doors which actually has good food. Cover is usually $20 but I asked if it was busy and the girl at the front told me not too much but it gets busy later. She offered me half off cover so $10, she was chill about it. Make sure to ask if it’s busy beforehand to kind of insinuate a discount, lady at the front may or may not offer you it.
You walk in and you can see the main stage with sort of reflective lines of glass as the background. Bar directly to your right as you come in and forms an “L” shape. Got a water for $6. There are two other tiny stages on the floor but didn’t see them get used so maybe only for busy nights. Plenty of seating (red rolling chairs with coffee tables throughout). $60 VIP couches align the back walls. Women’s restroom right next to stage on the left and men’s restroom down the hall from women’s restroom tucked in the corner. Past the ATM is the actual lap dance room. There’s also some stairs right next to the ATM which lead to the VIP rooms. The girls that offer you VIP will show you a paper that has the prices. I believe it goes from $125 or $150 to $250 and $300. If I remember correctly, they have couches and the most expensive one has beds.
About 10 women were dancing when I arrived a few kept on trickling in as the night went on. Probably 15 or so girls by the time I left around 12:30 am. Forgot to mention that the staff is super chill and really made sure everyone had a good time. Ended up hitting it off with the DJ guy. Girls are chill too, not pushy. Ranges from mostly white and black with a few latinas. Most girls were skinny and petite on this night. Most memorable girls were: a white girl with a huge bbl which I’m not the biggest fan of but still gets me excited. Then another white girl with a super fat ass and thick as hell all natural with some bolt-ons. In between songs, she would make her ass clap so damn loud it echoed throughout the room. Then, this other petite white girl with big perky boobs (think of r/titsonastick) but she didn’t get on stage while I was there. However, the star of the night was this girl named Jocelyn. She was a white girl with black hair and dark eyes wearing a v-shape fishnet bodysuit. A couple of minutes after I sat down, I saw her pop up and immediately noticed her bust. Her tits were the fucking biggest I’ve ever seen on any dancer. I cannot describe in words how massive they were, completely natural. I complimented her tits during the dance I got later. She joked calling them anime titties which is hella accurate 😂.
Dances are $25 a dance or 3 for $60 special. Like I mentioned before, lap dance room is to the right of the stage. It’s a square room that has plenty of chairs side by side along 3 of the 4 walls. Chairs have tall divisions on either side for some privacy but it’s really only private if no one else is there. People sitting across from you will be able to see you and vice versa. My tip would be to get dances when it’s slower so you can choose the most private chair which would be the one in the far right corner which is the one I got with Jocelyn. Once you go in the LD room, a guy takes your money before the girl leads you to the chair. I ended up spending all my money on Jocelyn for the night even though I usually try to take multiple different women for a spin but she was irresistible. I did 3 of the $60 bundles and a handful of single $25 dances. My tip would be to try out a dance first then if you like it and wanna get more, then ask to do the $60 bundle.
Anyways, Jocelyn gave great dances. Two-way contact encouraged, hands were free to roam everywhere except pussy. Grind was good although a bit too rough on my dick but she did do that up and down motion with her knee/leg that feels great. Massaged and played with her huge tits for pretty much the whole time with some breaks to smack her ass. She kept on putting her tits in my face so I could motorboat them which was heaven. Deftones-Knife Prty started playing after a dance ended and I took that as a sign to get some more. Eventually spent my last $25 on her and called it a night. Asked for her info cos I will be back in the city for work but said she didn’t have insta. Hope to see her again but there are plenty of other girls if not.
Overall, really liked this club, left a good impression on me. It’s super relaxing, staff is chill, dances are good value, and the women are hot. Will be back!
