Okay, this rick feels a rickly duty to get you damn dirty apes back on track and to observe some voluntary compliance with a “don’t be an html dick” rule.
Here’s a question: how worried are you if a female hairless ape uses a bottle of Prosecco as a sex toy?
This rick’s assumption is that a premature cork pop would prove painful. Although the aforementioned female ape is into that shit. Also, do you think a bottle of Cava would be better or worse?
Jus’ tryin’ to get some discussion going. Enjoy…
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last commentI can admire a girl who knows what she likes. Great pic!
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I can say from experience - DO NOT pour prosecco/champagne or chocolate on a pussy unless you want to spend an evening in the ER.
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I think it’s sexy and creative when women improvise and use certain objects as sex toys. But, this Prosecco bottle fucking girl seems a bit too expensive for my tastes.
I’d rather find a girl who would use a Colt 45 40 ounce bottle..
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It all depends on which end of the Prosecco bottle she uses....
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When the dildo you ordered is lying on a highway in Oklahoma, ya gotta improvise.
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👽 ----------> Vagina Insertions Is Somethin'
I Have Noticed Pertaining Ta' New Cases Dat' Girls Like Finding New Stuff Ta' Put Up Their Pussy. I Think Girls Like Being Creative, Sometimes Girls Is Bored Or They Do It For Attention.
If She's Horny, She Can Quickly Grab 🥒 Cucumber, Corn Cob.
In Porn Cases, I Think It's A Good $Money Maker. I Like Seeing Cucumbers Or Big Color Vibrator/Dongs In The Vagina!!!
For Dat' Bottle/Cork Pic, First One I Saw!
It Works, & I Like Girls Squirting, Pouring Stuff Over Their Pussy!
Is Votes On What Makes Girls Cum The Most?
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🍆 🌽 🍌 🧁 Eggplants, Corn Cobs &
Cucumbers Probably Work Best For Natural Vagina Insertions. Peeled Bananas For Head Job, As Well.
Girls Like Cup Cakes So Keep Da' Sweet Like In Mind.
I Saw Pretty Much Everything Inserted In Numerous Hot Girls Pussy On Da' Porn Including Coke Bottles Being Ramed In & Mini Basketballs Commin' Out Da' Anal/VA. Lots Of Sex Machine Stuff & Girls Can Pretty Much Put What They Want On If It'll Fit.
So, I Wonder Bout' What's Preferred For Your Girl?
Unleash Da' Venom/Blow Da' Whistle!
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I'm very worried about any woman inserting glass that isn't designed to go into a vagina or ass into her vagina or ass.
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