Okay, this rick feels a rickly duty to get you damn dirty apes back on track and to observe some voluntary compliance with a “don’t be an html dick” rule.
Here’s a question: how worried are you if a female hairless ape uses a bottle of Prosecco as a sex toy?
This rick’s assumption is that a premature cork pop would prove painful. Although the aforementioned female ape is into that shit. Also, do you think a bottle of Cava would be better or worse?
Jus’ tryin’ to get some discussion going. Enjoy…
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I can admire a girl who knows what she likes. Great pic!
I can say from experience - DO NOT pour prosecco/champagne or chocolate on a pussy unless you want to spend an evening in the ER.
I think it’s sexy and creative when women improvise and use certain objects as sex toys. But, this Prosecco bottle fucking girl seems a bit too expensive for my tastes.
I’d rather find a girl who would use a Colt 45 40 ounce bottle..
It all depends on which end of the Prosecco bottle she uses....
When the dildo you ordered is lying on a highway in Oklahoma, ya gotta improvise.
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I'm very worried about any woman inserting glass that isn't designed to go into a vagina or ass into her vagina or ass.
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