Penns Port Pub
Closed
1920 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

The best little club in Philly

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cccxx233
Sep 21, 2022, 8:17 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Let’s start with what this place is like. Kinda crappy. Doesn’t look like much from the outside. Basically just a little slack situated on Delaware ave next to an auto repair shop. This place is so unassuming that occasionally people walk in expecting a pub due to the name and you can see their shock. Inside it’s dark and Smokey but always cool in the summer and warm in the winter. There’s a small bar in the center that has seating in three sides. There’s also booths but nobody sits in them. This place is crappy looking but if you like dive bars you’ll love it cause this one has the added bonus of naked women. No dj or anything. Girls choose their own three songs for the set so sometimes you see girls dance to hilarious stuff you won’t find at normal clubs.

Now for the girls. There’s usually 3 working and they rotate 10 minute/ 3 song sets then walk on top/around the bar after for tips and to chat a bit. There’s usually two whites girls and then sometimes a Latina girl and sometimes a black girl working. Not everyone at this club is a knockout but there are a handful of insanely hot girls. Pro tip: Kendra, kitty, rio. Girls are friendly and talkative but since this club doesn’t do dances nobody is hounding you for money. Give a few bucks and that’s it. Bartenders are super cool and chill and always attentive.

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