Tractor Trailer Overturns, Cargo of Dildos All Over the Road

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgyvyn/t…

I bet nicespice is on her way to Oklahoma right now to pick up some free rubber ding dongs. SJG is riding his bike there now as we speak. He expects to be there by November.

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twentyfive
2 years ago
^ Bet Desert Turd Blossom beats the to the scene of the accident
MackTruck
2 years ago
Shailynn will be there first and try to take all of them for himself. I am sure Nicespice and desertscrub and SJG will be disappointed.


It time to come out da closet shailynn
Cashman1234
2 years ago
There is a semi that overturned and lost its load!

Very interesting use of words.
SirLapdancealot
2 years ago
Plot twist - Mackie was da driver and he got too excited when the finger dildo he stuck up his ass started vibrating. He lost control of da truck.
san_jose_guy
2 years ago
Shailynn and his mom were driving there in the Pacifica for a Shailynn Ministries Inc, Prayer and Prosperity, performance.

Shailynn's mom had bought a new Tesla. But they always carry a big pile of theatrical flats in the Pacifica. So she put a roof rack on the Tesla and tried to carry some. With its aero dynamics spoiled, the Tesla's range dropped down to 40 miles. So now the Tesla stays parked, and they are back in the Pacifica.

SJG
Mate27
2 years ago
^^ you just posted a few minutes ago about not posting mean things, basically scolding another member and here you are hypocritically typing crap like this in another persons thread.

https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7636…
Post by SJG on 9-17-2022, see link for verification.
Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
Attacking people then calling them hypocrites for defending themselves makes you look like fucking idiots
twentyfive
2 years ago
^ The king of the idiots has posted his two cents
#hypocriticalcunt
ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-… . If you haven't seen it (you should, very good movie) the "underage" sex is implied, not shown. SPOILER: the "boy" is actually older than 18, he just decides adults are too ridiculous so he's just not going to grow anymore.
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