A plush remodel since last time
First of all I need to acknowledge that this club has had a complete remodel since the last time I was in it maybe 9 years ago. There’s a main room with one medium-sized stage and one pole surrounded by low swivel seats. Walking in it gives you the feel of a small theater. You enter and pay then turn to your right, twice, past the concession window, and then see the mini-amphitheater environment. The first cigar room will be on your right and the second one will be across the space to the right of the stage. Both are walled off by glass and add to the elegant high-end look of the place. further in, to the left of the stage, is a wall of windows through which patrons in the cigar patio can relax and watch the show. I got the feeling that lots of time and effort was put into this remodel and it was a success because everything look good and plush. The lighting it top-end too, strong enough where the action is but dim where the patrons sit, and not too dark so as to ever feel like a dive. It’s a small space but look-wise competes in quality with any strip club I’ve visited so far including in L.A., Sydney, or Las Vegas.
I saw 5 girls dance following their feature performer for the night, and each had escalating quality. It looked like I’d arrived immediately after the porn star dancer had done her set, and there was a deep moat of cash surrounding the stage being swept up by a fully clothed smiley female assistant. The fifth girl up (my favorite) was Maryjane, a skinny bleached blond with small tits who was double jointed and able to stretch her legs abnormally wide and then place both her ankles behind her head. She looked up at me from the stage floor like that, raising her eyebrows and flicking the palms of her hands up. Her eyes asked, “Pretty neat, eh?” I’d had to respond with an approving nod because yeah, it was a cool looking trick.
I’d come to Expose’ SD for the first time in these many years because of a girl I’d met on the bus earlier in the day after dropping off my truck downtown. I’ll call her C. here. This was Saturday night, the same night Bad Bunny was playing in town I think at Petco Park which is a big venue. She’d told me the Bad Bunny show would “be good for business,” and pointed at herself to indicate it meant money for her at the club. We make some small talk and I gave her my number. She texted me an hour later. So I decided to visit Expose’ SD.
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