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Discussions by Muddy (page 131)

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4 years ago

Randomember does not like it when I fuck sugar babies in a vehicle

He thinks it’s sacrilegious to sugar relationships. But I have to come clean I’ve been banging his sugar baby in his Prius the last week and for that I apologize. ...

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4 years ago

The look of horror on her face when your having sex with her

Do I need this look? And with the get back hand 🤚 on my chest. Am I that awful? Am I that hideous? Some girls are really into me I swear. “Uhhh she we...

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4 years ago

We here at The Ultimate Strip Club List are committed to support black strippers

And giving them the opportunities that they deserve. Building and celebrating diversity is what we do. And we have our finest members on the job. Papi Chulo, a Miami Area man, quite literally has...

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4 years ago

How to properly to close a letter to a CF

I often debate this with myself in other instances. What the proper etiquette is in closing a letter to somebody.. Should I put love, eh I don’t know them like that. Are they gonna...

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4 years ago

Actors who you just can picture anybody else in that role

I was reading about how about how the original Aragorn from LOTR was Stuart Townsend and got fired pretty quickly and replaced with Viggo Mortensen. Good pick IMO that would've been a disaster and...

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4 years ago

Describe the TUSCL community in a sentence or two.

A bunch of people that absolutely hate each other, although they are known to collaborate from time to time to find out what strip clubs are giving discount blow jobs....

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Political Discourse

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4 years ago

Could someone please explain to me why providing photo ID to vote is racist

https://nypost.com/2021/04/01/biden-strongly-supports-moving-mlb-all-star-over-ga-law/ Now we're moving to get the MLB All star game out of Atlanta over this? Is that what we're seriously doing? I'm all ears just explain to me why that this is about race....

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4 years ago

Groundbreaking discovery while eating out strippers

It was late night at well known extras club. I'd prefer to keep it unnamed to keep this secret for myself. I took a girl up to VIP and began to eat her out....

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4 years ago

That guy up in VIP, sitting at a table with a bunch of strippers all night

And I mean these strippers have stopped working and they are just with him yacking it up. Sure I've held court at the bar but that was just if anything a momentary break in...

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4 years ago

Robin Williams would've turned 70 this year

In honor of that, I came across a Tonight Show with Johnny Carson clip with him back in '87. People always talk about how if you made it on the Tonight show your career...

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Political Discourse

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4 years ago

What age to inform my child that he is indeed a white supremacist

Whether he likes or not. Or knows it or not. Should do it right from the get go at 3? Or should we wait till he can read at 5 or 6 so we...

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4 years ago

Sequels and Remakes for the most part really suck

Or at the very least just can't touch the original. I recently say Coming 2 America. I gotta be honest, it was just fucking awful. We waited 33 years for this piece of shit!...

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4 years ago

Fucking her out of your system

Are there instances where you just want to end it. Sex is great but for whatever reason, she's a cunt, too far, too many tolls, no parking around her, you gotta deal with the...

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4 years ago

Hot Local Anchors

Or reporters. Let’s keep it local because if you do National we’re gonna get 30 Erin Andrew’s responses and a lot of people out of town have no clue some of the nice looking...

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Icee Loco (asshole)

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4 years ago

The customer is always right

The customer is always right is a phrase that's bandied about but is held up in our strip clubs? All my life growing up I've been told I'm wrong by parents, teachers, friends, coworkers, bosses,...

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4 years ago

Book Review: Dirty Rocker Boys by Bobbie Brown

Came out in 2013. Bobbie Brown was that super hot blonde chick in that music video Cherry Pie by Warrant. This chick https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.b0dl-e1HGKYRw6pKBAXhdAHaJI&pid=15.1 I happen to also think that song is one of...

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4 years ago

Would you send your kid to college today?

I don't have a kid but if I did and he was 17 about to go off there is no fucking way I would do something like that. First off the costs. USC is...

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4 years ago

Getting a lapdance with the underside of your dick

I was listening to a interview with Jim Florentine on Jim Norton's show when the topic LDK's came up. https://youtu.be/rnCiC6uSUIY?t=1637 Interesting discussion. But Florentine brought up one story, in that he LDK'd with his...

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4 years ago

How quickly and how often does it take for you guys saying some crazy shit to a girl? I'm talking full on, unadulterated, ribaldry. For me, unlike the real world, in the strip clubs...

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4 years ago

Q&A/Hunnybunnyfuntime

Makayla @SRCOI and @California Girls Santa Ana so if your in SoCal be sure to check her out when you get a chance. It seems just from all the comments under her photos that...

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4 years ago

Anybody willing to take moa2002 in your home?

moa2002 https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=687455 is a newly single 18 year old, gigantic breasted, blonde, Swedish stripper with braided pig tails who is coming America to realize her dream to one day become a showgirl. She knows...

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4 years ago

There has been much to do recently about Subra being our charismatic leader

And the greatest PL of us all. Well not too too much has been said I suppose, some lunatic just came to the board yesterday and presented it as fact and now I'm running...

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4 years ago

Times when what was going on at one club, affected the rest...

of the local strip clubs in the area. Hell anything for good or bad. During my time in El Paso, I saw about 5 clubs close around town in about 3 years or so. Almost...

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4 years ago

Q&A w/Oregonscrazyred

OCR seems like a cool chick from the Pacific nnorthwest and wanted to pick her brain a bit on what things are like in her neck of the woods. 1. When did you start dancing? 2....

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4 years ago

Book Review: How to Make Love Like a Porn Star by Jenna Jameson

And Neil Strauss. I figured because it's in the mongering world I would let TUSCL know what I thought of this book. It came out back in 2004 and I just blew threw it....

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4 years ago

It seems like Covid times have chased away a lot of members on here

Users like rh48hr, JohnSmith69, GACA, CMI, AnnonymousJim (He never did finish that tournament), Clubber, SirLapDancelot and Flagooner. But one member stands of from the rest as missing. And I may have a hard time getting...

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4 years ago

Car brands you stick to

I wouldn’t say I’m exclusive to Honda but the ones I’ve driven have given me pretty good zip and stayed out of the repair shop. I think they make solid cars that are affordable/reliable....

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4 years ago

Taking Strippers to the Buffet

I was recently in Brunswick, Georgia and they got a buffet chain down there called Ole Times Buffet. Hot damn if this wasn’t the best damn buffet I’ve ever ate at. I went through...

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4 years ago

This girl is amazing at sucking dick, I would like to celebrate it but how?

She's the best at it. This chick I hang out with. My dick which has good length to it, goes all the way in, no teeth, no gagging, no complaining. I always just end...

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4 years ago

Florida Strip Clubs Round 2: Random Thoughts and Musings

I shoved most of my strip clubbing into about 3 road trips in the past year, doing not too much clubbing at home. This past couple of weeks I hit Florida, specifically Tampa and...

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4 years ago

The Cuban Hot Girl Breeding Program

Have you ever wondered why there are so many hot Cuban strippers in America? How a country with a population of only 11 million can export women that literally take over strip club scenes...

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4 years ago

Hotel Chains You Prefer

I typically only grab a hotel if I’m having a girl over. Aside from a few exceptions like having major swamp ass I’ll just sleep in my car and save the money. But a...

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4 years ago

I went undercover at Stripperweb for 3 years and this what I’ve found...

I had an alt account over there and would try to act natural and blend in as dancer. The information revealed to me and the facts that were uncovered were startling. Here are my...

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4 years ago

Poll:If you are reviewing a 7 up club but they don’t do extras, what rating...

do you give for people? Me I’m still doing 9 or 10. I use that category strictly for dancer hotness but do you? Are you combining every thing staff even, girls friendliness in regards...

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4 years ago

TUSCL MEETUP: Me, Minnow and Mikeym Running the Scene in Tampa

I got ‘em. I knew we had to get together for a legendary TUSCL meet up. When Mikeym (Alias: King and Ruler of Clearwater, Florida) tells tales of being wingmen with Papi and Minnow...

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4 years ago

Join the AAAAA Today!

Assholes of America Against Artificial Asses Too much plastic giving you a limp dick? Tired of not seeing jiggle when you wiggle? Or sick of not seeing wiggle when you jiggle? Can’t take looking up and down a...

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4 years ago

$40 Dances and The End of Humanity

Is anyone else starting to see more and more of this? I saw it in San Francisco and although it didn’t like it, I brushed off and figured when in Rome. Now I’m seeing...

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Icee Loco (asshole)

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4 years ago

My meeting with Rick Dugan: Learning from a true master

I find myself in Florida yet again and couldn’t help myself but to hang out with TUSCL’s finest. Not long after setting it up, 10 local Swedish blonde big breasted strippers we’re looking for...

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4 years ago

Raising Arizona: Talking to Missysocks

Missysocks was nice enough to lend her time for a chat. Phoenix dancer works at a popular club Hi Liter and also Blue Moon. Me personally I had good experience at HL but not...

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4 years ago

Lets talk to Nickie

I thought I'd hit up Nicki cause honestly I thought she was pretty hot and one of the few dancers that would actually agree to an interview. Let's find out what she's all about. 1....

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4 years ago

Ever have a novelty thing you do when you hang out with women

I remember Derek Jeter got caught giving out the same personalized ball twice to a girl he was hooking up with. Nice touch. https://nypost.com/2011/12/13/jeter-gives-autograph-swag-to-one-night-stands/ Although it may be a little while before I put...

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4 years ago

Late Night TV is fucking awful

I saw the other day that Conan O'brien was leaving his show to do another project. I used to him a lot back in his NBC days I was fan although I didn't really...

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4 years ago

I just really miss going bar hopping with hot strippers...

It's just a wonderful thing that I haven't done in a year plus now. In my state it's 10pm everything. 10 pm I might be just getting in the shower to shave then go...

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4 years ago

Explain to me what it means to “Run the Scene”

When tuscler mikeym talks about how he used to “run the Florida scene” with Papi Chulo and Minnow 20 years ago what the fuck does that even mean? Y’all got juiced for every dollar...

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4 years ago

Becoming a girl's big dick story

Somebody will make fun of that title. A recent OTC I had, she was pretty adamant "OMG that was tough to handle, definitely the biggest I've had! It hurt but it was good!" Not...

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4 years ago

Ever wish you took more photos

Sometimes I sort of wish I do. I'm a guy that likes to live in the moment, when I'm enjoying something my first thought isn't let take a picture of this but maybe I...

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4 years ago

You get a big mustard/ketchup stain on your shirt before the club...

I’m talking big. Do you call it a day or do you keep on trucking? If these people are never gonna see me again, fuck it let’s do it. Regular spot, ehhhh they’ll remember. They...

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4 years ago

Whenever I sleep with strippers often times they put on some new rap that sounds like animal noises honestly. I often times have to make recommendations and for me I'm partial to Sade, that...

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