My meeting with Rick Dugan: Learning from a true master
Muddy
USA
Monday, January 25, 2021 8:03 PM
I find myself in Florida yet again and couldn’t help myself but to hang out with TUSCL’s finest. Not long after setting it up, 10 local Swedish blonde big breasted strippers we’re looking for man to join their group orgy, and I lament losing my temper on them to tell them off but sometimes a man just has priorities.
Anyway I had enlisted the help of Eve also in Jacksonville to help me dress up for the occasion. Because we all know getting ready to go to a venue called “Wackos” needs at least 6 hours of preparation. I tried on many white suits, slicked my hair back (ok I shave my hair but if I had hair I would slick it back) I was looking like a real Don Johnson wannabe. After staring intensely into the mirror for an hour and left the bathroom when I felt ready (And also Eve couldn’t hold it in anymore she needed to use the bathroom)
I was ready strut. It was time. John Travolta would’ve been proud. I begin strutting out on the sidewalk only stopping every five steps to gyrate my hips, when all of a sudden a feeling of shock and sense of awe came over me. I began shaking and blacked out.
I awoke the next day in the hospital to the doctor speaking to me
“The system was never meant for mere mortals”
“I’ll prove ya wrong, Doc. With enough booty shaking, I’ll prove ya wrong. I’m tellin ya.“
“Don’t. You won’t make it. You’ll die.”
I lift my head up
“No...*cough* *cough*...No.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SkypZuY6Zv…
Anyway I had enlisted the help of Eve also in Jacksonville to help me dress up for the occasion. Because we all know getting ready to go to a venue called “Wackos” needs at least 6 hours of preparation. I tried on many white suits, slicked my hair back (ok I shave my hair but if I had hair I would slick it back) I was looking like a real Don Johnson wannabe. After staring intensely into the mirror for an hour and left the bathroom when I felt ready (And also Eve couldn’t hold it in anymore she needed to use the bathroom)
I was ready strut. It was time. John Travolta would’ve been proud. I begin strutting out on the sidewalk only stopping every five steps to gyrate my hips, when all of a sudden a feeling of shock and sense of awe came over me. I began shaking and blacked out.
I awoke the next day in the hospital to the doctor speaking to me
“The system was never meant for mere mortals”
“I’ll prove ya wrong, Doc. With enough booty shaking, I’ll prove ya wrong. I’m tellin ya.“
“Don’t. You won’t make it. You’ll die.”
I lift my head up
“No...*cough* *cough*...No.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SkypZuY6Zv…
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Oh and yes, clearly YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SYSTEM!
I call it prudence. I don't want to get caught up in whatever surveillance the FBI's Child Trafficking Task Force is conducting on some of you sick old fucks.
That's the spirit. Then saddle the fuck up and get back out there, lol.
Ah yes, all of tuscl is just older individuals who Dougster and Entourage didn’t like. And that is only who hangs out on this site. Too bad Jacksonville doesn’t have any dancers in the area. Especially one whose personality people seem to like 🤔
Not all, just some of the more vocal ones. 😉
As far as meeting dancers in J'ville, I'm doing better than alright just as I am, lol. I'm not necessarily closed off to meeting one down the road from this site once the pool of participants expands. But as far as I know there is only one J'ville dancer currently posting on this site right now and I have too many doubts about that account given her myriad detailed interactions with the aforementioned vocal ones.
Call it whatever you like--you're still a pussy.
Eve should definitely take note next time you hit her up on your way to J'ville. Maybe she can even learn a few Spanish phrases and some desperate body language to turn you on. 😉