Groundbreaking discovery while eating out strippers

Gee. All I ever get is cottage cheese.

chester cheetoos lol

Did the discharge have a bit of a salty taste? With a bit of a wang to it?

Was Cashman or any other PL with her prior to going down on her? If so, that might not be her sweet nectar.

You were eating part of me because I was in there before you motherfucker!

Muddy was slurping on some rick_the_jizzstick. And that red stuff wasn't marinara sauce.

Quite a girthy cheese stick to cause a marinara spill...

And I’m ribbed too bitches. Soft and chewy on the inside and hard on the outside

Now everyone on the board will think of this thread the next time they hear “I only do this with you.”

And sometimes I’ll come up with a sort of milk mustache if you will. I text the photos to my aunt she just thinks it’s hilarious and get can’t enough.

I call it a 'butterscotch pussy'. Tastes like one and tight like one.

So can Muddy and Cashman go to a Jersey club together? Seems like it would be part Harold-and-Kumar style mishap antics, part-pure filth erotica.

...I meant with dancers, not each other. No homo 😅

@nicespice I can see it...

... Cashman starts out the night banging a stripper in an LD booth. He gives her a cream pie. Later she takes Muddy to VIP for some DATY. He slurps up that leftover cream pie like it's the best pussy nectar eva. She blows him and mostly swallows but doesn't fully clean it up. Cashman then later finds her for a front room make out session. He obliges but something is not right so he cuts it short after it tastes salty with a tinge of wang.

Cash and Muddy finally reunite ITC and start bragging to each other about their night. They both see said stripper greeting her boyfriend at the door and it turns out to be juice. They look at each other in disgust as they also realize what they were really tasting in her. They trip over each other on the way to the bathroom to throw up. While they are in their booths they hear juice talking to the bathroom troll about how much his stripper GF loves giving him rim jobs.

And this is just the opening scene. 😂

Juicebox is like Dougie Houser.

"Muddy and Cashman Go To Juice's White Van"

"Muddy and Cashman Escape From San Jose Gay"

This is great! So much DNA is being shared among a group of unknowing freaks! Lol!

The only difference of opinion I have with your story is - I always expected Juice to be more of a Matt Foley motivational speaker type - living in a van down by the river.

Yeah @Cash maybe Subraman makes a better Dougie Houser.

it isnt a truly groundbreking discovery unless it is something unexpected like life on mars. were there martian microbes in that strippers pussy? if so how did they get there?

im a space geneious and i can only think of two ways: she used a martian meteorite as a dildo OR she fucked an alien that had martian soil on his space dong

So you had the dip, where were the chacken fangers?

If you had paid attention in school during health class, this wouldn't be a surprise.

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