Groundbreaking discovery while eating out strippers

It was late night at well known extras club. I'd prefer to keep it unnamed to keep this secret for myself. I took a girl up to VIP and began to eat her out. When I started to notice a stringy sort creamy white discharge emanating from her vagina. It was delightful. Scrumptious. Glorious. Some have said OTC is the caviar of strip clubs but no I now have one better. It was not unlike eating oysters. I'm theorizing it could have something to do with the exercising from dancing and due to the late night perhaps the position of the moon to make them produce this sweet, sweet nectar. And it's all mine!

21 comments

  • shadowcat
    4 years ago
    Gee. All I ever get is cottage cheese.
  • eros973
    4 years ago
    chester cheetoos lol
  • Cashman1234
    4 years ago
    Did the discharge have a bit of a salty taste? With a bit of a wang to it?
  • SirLapdancealot
    4 years ago
    Was Cashman or any other PL with her prior to going down on her? If so, that might not be her sweet nectar.
  • rick_the_cheesestick
    4 years ago
    You were eating part of me because I was in there before you motherfucker!
  • SirLapdancealot
    4 years ago
    Muddy was slurping on some rick_the_jizzstick. And that red stuff wasn't marinara sauce.
  • Cashman1234
    4 years ago
    Quite a girthy cheese stick to cause a marinara spill...
  • rick_the_cheesestick
    4 years ago
    And I’m ribbed too bitches. Soft and chewy on the inside and hard on the outside
  • Hank Moody
    4 years ago
    Now everyone on the board will think of this thread the next time they hear “I only do this with you.”
  • Muddy
    4 years ago
    And sometimes I’ll come up with a sort of milk mustache if you will. I text the photos to my aunt she just thinks it’s hilarious and get can’t enough.
  • SirLapdancealot
    4 years ago
    I call it a 'butterscotch pussy'. Tastes like one and tight like one.
  • nicespice
    4 years ago
    So can Muddy and Cashman go to a Jersey club together? Seems like it would be part Harold-and-Kumar style mishap antics, part-pure filth erotica.
  • nicespice
    4 years ago
    ...I meant with dancers, not each other. No homo 😅
  • SirLapdancealot
    4 years ago
    @nicespice I can see it...

    ... Cashman starts out the night banging a stripper in an LD booth. He gives her a cream pie. Later she takes Muddy to VIP for some DATY. He slurps up that leftover cream pie like it's the best pussy nectar eva. She blows him and mostly swallows but doesn't fully clean it up. Cashman then later finds her for a front room make out session. He obliges but something is not right so he cuts it short after it tastes salty with a tinge of wang.

    Cash and Muddy finally reunite ITC and start bragging to each other about their night. They both see said stripper greeting her boyfriend at the door and it turns out to be juice. They look at each other in disgust as they also realize what they were really tasting in her. They trip over each other on the way to the bathroom to throw up. While they are in their booths they hear juice talking to the bathroom troll about how much his stripper GF loves giving him rim jobs.

    And this is just the opening scene. 😂
  • SirLapdancealot
    4 years ago
    Juicebox is like Dougie Houser.

    "Muddy and Cashman Go To Juice's White Van"

    "Muddy and Cashman Escape From San Jose Gay"
  • Cashman1234
    4 years ago
    This is great! So much DNA is being shared among a group of unknowing freaks! Lol!
  • Cashman1234
    4 years ago
    The only difference of opinion I have with your story is - I always expected Juice to be more of a Matt Foley motivational speaker type - living in a van down by the river.
  • SirLapdancealot
    4 years ago
    Yeah @Cash maybe Subraman makes a better Dougie Houser.
  • DoctorPhil.
    4 years ago
    it isnt a truly groundbreking discovery unless it is something unexpected like life on mars. were there martian microbes in that strippers pussy? if so how did they get there?

    im a space geneious and i can only think of two ways: she used a martian meteorite as a dildo OR she fucked an alien that had martian soil on his space dong
  • gammanu95
    4 years ago
    So you had the dip, where were the chacken fangers?
  • Dave_Anderson
    4 years ago
    If you had paid attention in school during health class, this wouldn't be a surprise.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_…
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