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Groundbreaking discovery while eating out strippers

Muddy
MuddyVIP4713341141

USA

5 yrs ago · 1 min read

It was late night at well known extras club. I'd prefer to keep it unnamed to keep this secret for myself. I took a girl up to VIP and began to eat her out. When I started to notice a stringy sort creamy white discharge emanating from her vagina. It was delightful. Scrumptious. Glorious. Some have said OTC is the caviar of strip clubs but no I now have one better. It was not unlike eating oysters. I'm theorizing it could have something to do with the exercising from dancing and due to the late night perhaps the position of the moon to make them produce this sweet, sweet nectar. And it's all mine!

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shadowcat

Gee. All I ever get is cottage cheese.

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eros973

chester cheetoos lol

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Cashman1234

Did the discharge have a bit of a salty taste? With a bit of a wang to it?

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rick_the_cheesestick

You were eating part of me because I was in there before you motherfucker!

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Cashman1234

Quite a girthy cheese stick to cause a marinara spill...

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rick_the_cheesestick

And I’m ribbed too bitches. Soft and chewy on the inside and hard on the outside

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Hank Moody

Now everyone on the board will think of this thread the next time they hear “I only do this with you.”

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Muddy

And sometimes I’ll come up with a sort of milk mustache if you will. I text the photos to my aunt she just thinks it’s hilarious and get can’t enough.

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nicespice

So can Muddy and Cashman go to a Jersey club together? Seems like it would be part Harold-and-Kumar style mishap antics, part-pure filth erotica.

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nicespice

...I meant with dancers, not each other. No homo 😅

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Cashman1234

This is great! So much DNA is being shared among a group of unknowing freaks! Lol!

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Cashman1234

The only difference of opinion I have with your story is - I always expected Juice to be more of a Matt Foley motivational speaker type - living in a van down by the river.

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DoctorPhil.

it isnt a truly groundbreking discovery unless it is something unexpected like life on mars. were there martian microbes in that strippers pussy? if so how did they get there?

im a space geneious and i can only think of two ways: she used a martian meteorite as a dildo OR she fucked an alien that had martian soil on his space dong

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TheOne&Only

So you had the dip, where were the chacken fangers?

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Dave_Anderson

If you had paid attention in school during health class, this wouldn't be a surprise.

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