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Papi Chulo, a Miami Area man, quite literally has no other interest other than black dancers. He'll brave going into every ghetto club in South Florida looking like a Cuban Ben Affleck. He does this just for you. (Afterword he'll even type up a 30 page review of the dance with you describing you head to toe, so god help you if you have any moles, but thou shall not question his dedication!)
Out of a job at Follies now that it's closed? Rap career didn't work out? Atlanta man, shadowcat has retrograde ejaculations so the cum goes the other way! No more splooge eye for you! This is the greatest thing to happen to black women since How Stella got her Groove back came out.
If you find yourself in the Bay Area, we have TFP (Thong Fetish Pervert) you won't even have to take off your clothes. Another win for diversity!
Lost in Greensboro, North Carolina? Hop in a VIP Limo ride with GoVikings. You can loop around town all night and he still won't even try to bring you home.
Having trouble finding an NYC area strip club that's right for you? We already got you, we can link you up with Bharlem, who has tried to dance at (and asked on here about) just about every single God damn one of 'em.
New Jersey man Cashman1234 will not judge any stripper based on weight, looks, height, smell, sexually transmitted diseases, or for that manner any type of disease and not even pulse to be quite frank but most certainly won't ever judge any stripper based on race. And that is a guarantee!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLA…
Papi Chulo, a Miami Area man, quite literally has no other interest other than black dancers. He'll brave going into every ghetto club in South Florida looking like a Cuban Ben Affleck. He does this just for you. (Afterword he'll even type up a 30 page review of the dance with you describing you head to toe, so god help you if you have any moles, but thou shall not question his dedication!)
Out of a job at Follies now that it's closed? Rap career didn't work out? Atlanta man, shadowcat has retrograde ejaculations so the cum goes the other way! No more splooge eye for you! This is the greatest thing to happen to black women since How Stella got her Groove back came out.
If you find yourself in the Bay Area, we have TFP (Thong Fetish Pervert) you won't even have to take off your clothes. Another win for diversity!
Lost in Greensboro, North Carolina? Hop in a VIP Limo ride with GoVikings. You can loop around town all night and he still won't even try to bring you home.
Having trouble finding an NYC area strip club that's right for you? We already got you, we can link you up with Bharlem, who has tried to dance at (and asked on here about) just about every single God damn one of 'em.
New Jersey man Cashman1234 will not judge any stripper based on weight, looks, height, smell, sexually transmitted diseases, or for that manner any type of disease and not even pulse to be quite frank but most certainly won't ever judge any stripper based on race. And that is a guarantee!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLA…
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