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  Spending too much time around strippers?

  I mean all I do in my off time is hang out with strippers and I think it's beginning to affect my psyche. I'm starting to even speak strippereese. I've lately been noticing some...
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  dirtyburt
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  Best way to shave your balls?

  Honestly asking cause I‘Ve found it to be never that easy. I’ve always been wary of having too much hair down there after one girl I used to hang with talked about how she...
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  Tetradon
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  Any food from anywhere in the world once a day OR Any pussy from anywhere in the

  world once a month? Any girl you want, Any food you want. See her on TV bam get her for an hour. Watching Anthony Bourdain eat some good shit in Bavaria? Bam you got...
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  Icee Loco (asshole)
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  Wiffle Waffle seems to be bugging out

  I wonder what happened? TUSCL drama yes, and so in that case Iets do what your not supposed to do with it and bring it out in the open and turn it into a...
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  JimGassagain
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  At the end of the day, aren't nice girls just the best?

  I'm talking just not a total bitch. Somebody who wants to just make sure I have a great time. Not always charging for everything, putting me on the clock, not always thinking about herself,...
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  nickifree
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  A fine looking stripper pulls up in a car and says “hop in”

  Would you ride shotgun with a stripper? Some are old fashioned, only the man drives and all that. Are you facing your impending doom with some likely loaded up stripper behind the wheel? Do...
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  BBBC
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  Oh no he didn’t...

  https://crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/85099-truth-bomb-warning-black-man-spits-some-hard-truth-about-george-floyd Keepin it real...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  Athletes you tune in to see

  I've seen a lot of great pitching, but I don't think anybody's ever seen something like Jacob deGrom right now. This dude throws 100 regularly as a starter and put where he wants, straight...
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  DoctorPhil.
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  Your on a date with a stripper...

  Nice dinner date. She is gorgeous. And now she starts ordering a little recklessly. And then a lot recklessly. $50 shots, the caviar, lobster, things are getting to point where the food costs more...
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  bang69
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  Shitting around women

  Any time before I'm about to meet up with any girl, be it stripper or civie date or wherever. I make sure to stop and take a dump at Mcdonalds before I do. I...
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  shadowcat
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  I’m woke as fuck!

  It’s high time we bring back diversity into our strip clubs! There’s not enough of us hairy fat middle age balding men in our strip clubs and up our poles. Too many hot women,...
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  Cashman1234
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  What if...COVID claimed the lives of children like it did the elderly

  What kind of lockdowns would that look like? Would it change how you feel about it? Would it take something like that to influence generations of the world like WWII? How would we...
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  Icee Loco (asshole)
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  Randomember does not like it when I fuck sugar babies in a vehicle

  He thinks it’s sacrilegious to sugar relationships. But I have to come clean I’ve been banging his sugar baby in his Prius the last week and for that I apologize. ...
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  Cashman1234
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  The look of horror on her face when your having sex with her

  Do I need this look? And with the get back hand 🤚 on my chest. Am I that awful? Am I that hideous? Some girls are really into me I swear. “Uhhh she we...
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  TheeOSU
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  We here at The Ultimate Strip Club List are committed to support black strippers

  And giving them the opportunities that they deserve. Building and celebrating diversity is what we do. And we have our finest members on the job. Papi Chulo, a Miami Area man, quite literally has...
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  How to properly to close a letter to a CF

  I often debate this with myself in other instances. What the proper etiquette is in closing a letter to somebody.. Should I put love, eh I don’t know them like that. Are they gonna...
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  Tetradon
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  Actors who you just can picture anybody else in that role

  I was reading about how about how the original Aragorn from LOTR was Stuart Townsend and got fired pretty quickly and replaced with Viggo Mortensen. Good pick IMO that would've been a disaster and...
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  rl27
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  Describe the TUSCL community in a sentence or two.

  A bunch of people that absolutely hate each other, although they are known to collaborate from time to time to find out what strip clubs are giving discount blow jobs....
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  gSteph
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  Could someone please explain to me why providing photo ID to vote is racist

  https://nypost.com/2021/04/01/biden-strongly-supports-moving-mlb-all-star-over-ga-law/ Now we're moving to get the MLB All star game out of Atlanta over this? Is that what we're seriously doing? I'm all ears just explain to me why that this is about race....
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  CJKent_band
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  Groundbreaking discovery while eating out strippers

  It was late night at well known extras club. I'd prefer to keep it unnamed to keep this secret for myself. I took a girl up to VIP and began to eat her out....
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  Dave_Anderson
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  That guy up in VIP, sitting at a table with a bunch of strippers all night

  And I mean these strippers have stopped working and they are just with him yacking it up. Sure I've held court at the bar but that was just if anything a momentary break in...
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  rl27
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  Robin Williams would've turned 70 this year

  In honor of that, I came across a Tonight Show with Johnny Carson clip with him back in '87. People always talk about how if you made it on the Tonight show your career...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  What age to inform my child that he is indeed a white supremacist

  Whether he likes or not. Or knows it or not. Should do it right from the get go at 3? Or should we wait till he can read at 5 or 6 so we...
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  Cashman1234
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  Sequels and Remakes for the most part really suck

  Or at the very least just can't touch the original. I recently say Coming 2 America. I gotta be honest, it was just fucking awful. We waited 33 years for this piece of shit!...
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  opanjob
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  Fucking her out of your system

  Are there instances where you just want to end it. Sex is great but for whatever reason, she's a cunt, too far, too many tolls, no parking around her, you gotta deal with the...
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  rickdugan
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  Hot Local Anchors

  Or reporters. Let’s keep it local because if you do National we’re gonna get 30 Erin Andrew’s responses and a lot of people out of town have no clue some of the nice looking...
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  Icee Loco (asshole)
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  The customer is always right

  The customer is always right is a phrase that's bandied about but is held up in our strip clubs? All my life growing up I've been told I'm wrong by parents, teachers, friends, coworkers, bosses,...
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  gammanu95
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  Book Review: Dirty Rocker Boys by Bobbie Brown

  Came out in 2013. Bobbie Brown was that super hot blonde chick in that music video Cherry Pie by Warrant. This chick https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.b0dl-e1HGKYRw6pKBAXhdAHaJI&pid=15.1 I happen to also think that song is one of...
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  Muddy
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  Would you send your kid to college today?

  I don't have a kid but if I did and he was 17 about to go off there is no fucking way I would do something like that. First off the costs. USC is...
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  Uprightcitizen
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  Getting a lapdance with the underside of your dick

  I was listening to a interview with Jim Florentine on Jim Norton's show when the topic LDK's came up. https://youtu.be/rnCiC6uSUIY?t=1637 Interesting discussion. But Florentine brought up one story, in that he LDK'd with his...
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  Nidan111
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  Talking Dirty

  How quickly and how often does it take for you guys saying some crazy shit to a girl? I'm talking full on, unadulterated, ribaldry. For me, unlike the real world, in the strip clubs...
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  Cashman1234
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  Q&A/Hunnybunnyfuntime

  Makayla @SRCOI and @California Girls Santa Ana so if your in SoCal be sure to check her out when you get a chance. It seems just from all the comments under her photos that...
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  Hunnybunnyfuntime
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  Anybody willing to take moa2002 in your home?

  moa2002 https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=687455 is a newly single 18 year old, gigantic breasted, blonde, Swedish stripper with braided pig tails who is coming America to realize her dream to one day become a showgirl. She knows...
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  Cashman1234
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  There has been much to do recently about Subra being our charismatic leader

  And the greatest PL of us all. Well not too too much has been said I suppose, some lunatic just came to the board yesterday and presented it as fact and now I'm running...
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  twentyfive
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  Times when what was going on at one club, affected the rest...

  of the local strip clubs in the area. Hell anything for good or bad. During my time in El Paso, I saw about 5 clubs close around town in about 3 years or so. Almost...
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  Q&A w/Oregonscrazyred

  OCR seems like a cool chick from the Pacific nnorthwest and wanted to pick her brain a bit on what things are like in her neck of the woods. 1. When did you start dancing? 2....
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  OregonscrazyRed
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  Book Review: How to Make Love Like a Porn Star by Jenna Jameson

  And Neil Strauss. I figured because it's in the mongering world I would let TUSCL know what I thought of this book. It came out back in 2004 and I just blew threw it....
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  elmer
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  It seems like Covid times have chased away a lot of members on here

  Users like rh48hr, JohnSmith69, GACA, CMI, AnnonymousJim (He never did finish that tournament), Clubber, SirLapDancelot and Flagooner. But one member stands of from the rest as missing. And I may have a hard time getting...
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  Dougsterr
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  Car brands you stick to

  I wouldn’t say I’m exclusive to Honda but the ones I’ve driven have given me pretty good zip and stayed out of the repair shop. I think they make solid cars that are affordable/reliable....
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  bdirect
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  Taking Strippers to the Buffet

  I was recently in Brunswick, Georgia and they got a buffet chain down there called Ole Times Buffet. Hot damn if this wasn’t the best damn buffet I’ve ever ate at. I went through...
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  Uprightcitizen
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  This girl is amazing at sucking dick, I would like to celebrate it but how?

  She's the best at it. This chick I hang out with. My dick which has good length to it, goes all the way in, no teeth, no gagging, no complaining. I always just end...
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  Toolbag
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  Florida Strip Clubs Round 2: Random Thoughts and Musings

  I shoved most of my strip clubbing into about 3 road trips in the past year, doing not too much clubbing at home. This past couple of weeks I hit Florida, specifically Tampa and...
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  Nixur68
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  The Cuban Hot Girl Breeding Program

  Have you ever wondered why there are so many hot Cuban strippers in America? How a country with a population of only 11 million can export women that literally take over strip club scenes...
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  Muddy
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  Hotel Chains You Prefer

  I typically only grab a hotel if I’m having a girl over. Aside from a few exceptions like having major swamp ass I’ll just sleep in my car and save the money. But a...
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  SteveSutton
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  I went undercover at Stripperweb for 3 years and this what I’ve found...

  I had an alt account over there and would try to act natural and blend in as dancer. The information revealed to me and the facts that were uncovered were startling. Here are my...
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  gobstopper007
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  Poll:If you are reviewing a 7 up club but they don’t do extras, what rating...

  do you give for people? Me I’m still doing 9 or 10. I use that category strictly for dancer hotness but do you? Are you combining every thing staff even, girls friendliness in regards...
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  Heellover
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  TUSCL MEETUP: Me, Minnow and Mikeym Running the Scene in Tampa

  I got ‘em. I knew we had to get together for a legendary TUSCL meet up. When Mikeym (Alias: King and Ruler of Clearwater, Florida) tells tales of being wingmen with Papi and Minnow...
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  MackTruck
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  Join the AAAAA Today!

  Assholes of America Against Artificial Asses Too much plastic giving you a limp dick? Tired of not seeing jiggle when you wiggle? Or sick of not seeing wiggle when you jiggle? Can’t take looking up and down a...
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  Warrior15