Book Review: Dirty Rocker Boys by Bobbie Brown
Muddy
USA
Came out in 2013. Bobbie Brown was that super hot blonde chick in that music video Cherry Pie by Warrant. This chick https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.b0dl-… I happen to also think that song is one of the worst and most annoying songs ever and I didn’t enjoy having it play in my head over and over as I was reading this book.
But the book was right up my alley. I love those old rock and roll Hollywood juicy name dropping sex stories (of which Motley Crue is always involved somehow and no different here). I’m into all that shit.
-To sum it up, I would say it’s a stunningly attractive, super flaky girl that comes to Hollywood and everybody wants to fuck her. Throw in some drugs and toxic relationships and that’s pretty much it.
-Flaky might not even be a strong enough word. Rescheduling multiple times on Steven Spielberg to read for a part in Hook. Was high when she went. She didn’t get it.
-She really does not hold back. Talk about how Leo DiCaprio is well endowed and even put Tommy Lee to shame. And then goes into how sucking his dick made her eyes bulge. Nice 👍.
-It seems like a burn all bridges kinda book. Mark McGrath has a small dick and is insecure. She made Danny Boy from house of pain her friend zone biatch. Dave Navarro is just a weirdo who has a masturbation fetish. He talked about shoving a dildo up his ass on stage because he thought it would be cool.
-It kind of goes without saying but it was pretty interesting to see how often Rockers dudes cheated and how open it was.
-I was sort of stunned on how little game these famous dudes had. Jani Lane just comes off so pathetic, needy and drops I love you so quick. Rod Stewart attempts to sleep with Bobbie by dropping “If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy” Or Keven Costner watching his own movies with her. Fucking weird.
-Also claims she was offered $100,000 to fuck. I could believe that.
-In the end she’s learns how she ages and uses so many drugs eventually not all of LA is bowing down to her anymore like they did in the early 1990’s. But at one point they did and it was cool to see the power a hot famous blonde had over people.
I wouldn’t make this thread if I didn’t think it wasn’t on topic. I enjoyed the book, it was a pretty quick read although I woulda liked to see more pictures in the book of her, a few but not enough. I would give it a 9/10 due to how honest it was.
But the book was right up my alley. I love those old rock and roll Hollywood juicy name dropping sex stories (of which Motley Crue is always involved somehow and no different here). I’m into all that shit.
-To sum it up, I would say it’s a stunningly attractive, super flaky girl that comes to Hollywood and everybody wants to fuck her. Throw in some drugs and toxic relationships and that’s pretty much it.
-Flaky might not even be a strong enough word. Rescheduling multiple times on Steven Spielberg to read for a part in Hook. Was high when she went. She didn’t get it.
-She really does not hold back. Talk about how Leo DiCaprio is well endowed and even put Tommy Lee to shame. And then goes into how sucking his dick made her eyes bulge. Nice 👍.
-It seems like a burn all bridges kinda book. Mark McGrath has a small dick and is insecure. She made Danny Boy from house of pain her friend zone biatch. Dave Navarro is just a weirdo who has a masturbation fetish. He talked about shoving a dildo up his ass on stage because he thought it would be cool.
-It kind of goes without saying but it was pretty interesting to see how often Rockers dudes cheated and how open it was.
-I was sort of stunned on how little game these famous dudes had. Jani Lane just comes off so pathetic, needy and drops I love you so quick. Rod Stewart attempts to sleep with Bobbie by dropping “If you want my body, and you think I’m sexy” Or Keven Costner watching his own movies with her. Fucking weird.
-Also claims she was offered $100,000 to fuck. I could believe that.
-In the end she’s learns how she ages and uses so many drugs eventually not all of LA is bowing down to her anymore like they did in the early 1990’s. But at one point they did and it was cool to see the power a hot famous blonde had over people.
I wouldn’t make this thread if I didn’t think it wasn’t on topic. I enjoyed the book, it was a pretty quick read although I woulda liked to see more pictures in the book of her, a few but not enough. I would give it a 9/10 due to how honest it was.
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@rattdog yeah that’s in there. Sharon Stone is like a professional actress I dont think she would lose out to Brown but who knows.
And btw I forgot to mention her and Pamela Anderson have like a rivalry in the book. They knew each other from a cameo on Married with children and a few years later Brown introduces Anderson to Tommy Lee (Browns boyfriend at the time) and then later on Lee leaves Brown for Anderson. Not for nothing I would take prime Bobbie Brown over prime Pam Anderson but it’s really close.