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Adventures of Assjobman
Joined Jun 2017
Last Seen Jun 2025

Been a member of this site for about five years now. Through this site and many trips to the club I know exactly what I'm looking for to get an enjoyable experience that is worth the money I spend.

I love strip clubs because I love women showing off their bodies in skimpy clothing, and also willing to let you enjoy touching them. My favorite dancers are curvy dancers: a woman with a huge rack and a big curvy ass is my weakness. I don't care whether these parts are surgically enhanced or natural, as long as the feel is natural enough and not rock hard. A dancer with those features, combined with an easy going attitude and willing to indulge in some of my weird requests will happily earn my money every time.

Weird requests? Yes, I am a weird guy. I have three fetishes that aren't very mainstream. I love titfucks. Ok, maybe that's mainstream lol. I also love assjobs. This second fetish is probably why I enjoy the club so much, since a lapdance is basically a clothed assjob. Plus I love thongs and g-strings, so much so that I'd rather see a thong covered ass than a naked ass. See, weird right?

Good threads:

New to clubbing? Experienced strip club patrons give a newbie some advice on what to watch out for: tuscl.net

The origin of the infamous taglines of TUSCL. tuscl.net

PLs (and a dancer) share some of the dumbest mistakes they've made in a strip club: tuscl.net

Advice on handling dancers snuggling up to you uninvited, then asking for a tip for her time: tuscl.net

Advice on handling aggressive dancers pressuring you for a dance. tuscl.net

Discussion on regional strip club differences. More specifically tip parade clubs and the accepted norms which seem strange to outsiders. tuscl.net

Thread on tipping for regular dances/dancers up charging, customer and dancer perspectives: tuscl.net

Got a stripper texting you frequently? This thread shows what those texts really mean: tuscl.net

Advice on handling ROB dancers who overcount songs: tuscl.net

A discussion on the mental and psychological effects of stripping: tuscl.net

One of the MANY discussions of the best pants/shorts to wear to the club for maximum feeling during grinding and best for containing any 'spillage': tuscl.net

Map of Zona Norte, Tijuana provided by SJG: tuscl.net

Related videos: A funny show where the hosts discuss LDKing in the strip club m.youtube.com

Reviews by TFP

review
published 2 yrs ago
Monday VIP special is still a good deal
reviewed by
TFP

7.0

I was motivated to check out Centerfolds SF after seeing Savvy Sav's last review. Before the pandemic this spot was a favorite of mine, but now Gold Club up in Rancho Cordova has claimed…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Came sad, left happy
reviewed by
TFP

7.3

After the 49ers disappointing loss in the NFC championship game I decided to stop by the one place that could surely cheer me up. I pulled into the parking lot that is easy to…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Hectic weekend visits, more relaxed day time visits.
reviewed by
TFP

7.7

I made multiple visits to Chicas during my last Vegas vacation. Visited on Friday night at around 1am, Monday night around 1:30am, and spent a good 4 hours here on Tuesday afternoon. The…

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Discussions by TFP

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Am I tripping or......
posted by
TFP

isn't this Sky in this video? Looks like her, same tattoos and everything.

Shitty part is, everyone in the comments are hating on her body.

fb.watch

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Anyone drive to the club on a holiday to find it closed?
posted by
TFP

Only me? No worries, guess I'm the only horny dumbfuck around here.

Sad part is, I then tried the two other places in close vicinity. Also closed. Of course. The dancers want…

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Front Room
Bimbo dancers
posted by
TFP

This is yet ANOTHER topic inspired by Reddit reddit.com.

Normally I wouldn't care about this topic. I don't encounter the bimbo type too much but just this past weekend at Spearmint Rhino…

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