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Last Seen Mar 2025

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Adventures of Assjobman

Been a member of this site for about five years now. Through this site and many trips to the club I know exactly what I'm looking for to get an enjoyable experience that is worth the money I spend.

I love strip clubs because I love women showing off their bodies in skimpy clothing, and also willing to let you enjoy touching them. My favorite dancers are curvy dancers: a woman with a huge rack and a big curvy ass is my weakness. I don't care whether these parts are surgically enhanced or natural, as long as the feel is natural enough and not rock hard. A dancer with those features, combined with an easy going attitude and willing to indulge in some of my weird requests will happily earn my money every time.

Weird requests? Yes, I am a weird guy. I have three fetishes that aren't very mainstream. I love titfucks. Ok, maybe that's mainstream lol. I also love assjobs. This second fetish is probably why I enjoy the club so much, since a lapdance is basically a clothed assjob. Plus I love thongs and g-strings, so much so that I'd rather see a thong covered ass than a naked ass. See, weird right?

Good threads:

New to clubbing? Experienced strip club patrons give a newbie some advice on what to watch out for: /discussion.php

The origin of the infamous taglines of TUSCL. /discussion.php

PLs (and a dancer) share some of the dumbest mistakes they've made in a strip club: /discussion.php

Advice on handling dancers snuggling up to you uninvited, then asking for a tip for her time: /app/thefrontroom.php5

Advice on handling aggressive dancers pressuring you for a dance. /app/discussion.php

Discussion on regional strip club differences. More specifically tip parade clubs and the accepted norms which seem strange to outsiders. /app/discussion.php

Thread on tipping for regular dances/dancers up charging, customer and dancer perspectives: /app/discussion.php

Got a stripper texting you frequently? This thread shows what those texts really mean: /app/discussion.php

Advice on handling ROB dancers who overcount songs: /discussion.php

A discussion on the mental and psychological effects of stripping: /discussion.php

One of the MANY discussions of the best pants/shorts to wear to the club for maximum feeling during grinding and best for containing any 'spillage': /discussion.php

Map of Zona Norte, Tijuana provided by SJG: /photo.php

Related videos: A funny show where the hosts discuss LDKing in the strip club m.youtube.com