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Adventures of Assjobman
joined Jun 2017last seen Dec 2024
Been a member of this site for about five years now. Through this site and many trips to the club I know exactly what I'm looking for to get an enjoyable experience that is worth the money I spend.



I love strip clubs because I love women showing off their bodies in skimpy clothing, and also willing to let you enjoy touching them. My favorite dancers are curvy dancers: a woman with a huge rack and a big curvy ass is my weakness. I don't care whether these parts are surgically enhanced or natural, as long as the feel is natural enough and not rock hard. A dancer with those features, combined with an easy going attitude and willing to indulge in some of my weird requests will happily earn my money every time.



Weird requests? Yes, I am a weird guy. I have three fetishes that aren't very mainstream. I love titfucks. Ok, maybe that's mainstream lol. I also love assjobs. This second fetish is probably why I enjoy the club so much, since a lapdance is basically a clothed assjob. Plus I love thongs and g-strings, so much so that I'd rather see a thong covered ass than a naked ass. See, weird right?





Good threads:

New to clubbing? Experienced strip club patrons give a newbie some advice on what to watch out for: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7120…

The origin of the infamous taglines of TUSCL. https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…


PLs (and a dancer) share some of the dumbest mistakes they've made in a strip club: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…


Advice on handling dancers snuggling up to you uninvited, then asking for a tip for her time: https://www.tuscl.net/app/thefrontroom.p…

Advice on handling aggressive dancers pressuring you for a dance. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php…

Discussion on regional strip club differences. More specifically tip parade clubs and the accepted norms which seem strange to outsiders. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php…

Thread on tipping for regular dances/dancers up charging, customer and dancer perspectives: https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php…

Got a stripper texting you frequently? This thread shows what those texts really mean: https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php…

Advice on handling ROB dancers who overcount songs: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

A discussion on the mental and psychological effects of stripping: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

One of the MANY discussions of the best pants/shorts to wear to the club for maximum feeling during grinding and best for containing any 'spillage': https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

Map of Zona Norte, Tijuana provided by SJG: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1888

Related videos: A funny show where the hosts discuss LDKing in the strip club https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=27m24s&v=r…



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5 years ago
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TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
For use on the dancers in the shaving cream show.

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a month ago
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drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
On the subject of tying dancers to extras, especially in Seattle
Assuming the other Seattle reviewers have seen this, let's look at their next reviews. If it's the same thing where they name both the dancer and the explicit acts she did then that'll confirm they simply don't care. They don't care about the dancers who treat us so well. They're not concerned with dancer safety or discretion. They only care about themselves and bragging to the rest of the board about what they received.
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3 months ago
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HappyButNotLucky
Stay away from Ari!
Are we talking about the same Leah? Huge fake boobs and big fake ass? I mean everyone of us ages but if that body is anything like I remember I could give a flying fuck about some wrinkles on her face.
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3 months ago
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qwerty22
California
Business Closed
I haven't been to Pure Gold in years but have been to Gold Club Centerfolds quite a few times. GCC IMO has been the #1 club in the area for a long while now, with Pure Gold a distant 2nd and Deja Vu and even more distant 3rd. Which sucks because I remember when they had those $100 30 minute specials they had a lot of customers. But I had a feeling that wasn't sustainable, especially in this economic climate.
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4 months ago
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datinman
Not in Kansas anymore
PL of the Century Candidate
Lol Countryman and his "Honk Kong". For a while there he and SJG were best buddies. Until Countryman suggested that SJG should finally visit TJ himself.
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5 months ago
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PredragDr
California
Saturday Night Fever
Wow that Breanna girl sounds like a waste. Thanks for the warning! And moving your hands away from the boobs while paying $200 for 5? At this club??? Wow. I don't think I've ever had my hands directed away from boobs here. At this point I don't think I'll get a dance with any girl named Brianna here lol.
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