gSteph

The view from the other side of the room

joined Sep 2018last seen Jan 2025

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Me: 70ish guy, retired office worker, married 44years. No extras for me please. First strip club visit in was in 1977; over the years went occasionally but rarely, always as a stage tipper, never learned what the rooms were for. Feb '17 stopped in club, observed a dollar dance, got 1, later a lap dance - oh, wow - mostly sat on hands. I understand better now. Lots better.

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Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

reviewed

17 days ago

birthday present

Wasn’t my birthday – but close enough – decided to treat myself one more time in 2024. A Sunday afternoon couple weeks before Christmas, about 1pm. Just inside door, on the left is the...

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

reviewed

2 months ago

sunday delight

Wife had something to do, giving me a window last Sunday at noon. Noon? You can have yourselves a Sweet Illusion at 12:15 on a Sunday? Hope so. Not many...

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

reviewed

4 months ago

now i know my a b c’s

Oh, what a lucky boy I be (Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.) C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the lot. ...

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

reviewed

6 months ago

ta tas tuesday

100 degrees outside, wife had errands to do, and I hadn’t fondled other boobs in a couple months. Pulled into Sweet Illusions about 2:30PM. Ah…… air conditioning and a nude dancer on...

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6 months ago

Retired

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

reviewed

8 months ago

areolas by day, aurora by night

I knew this would be a fine Friday for some fondling. Freaking beautiful outside, borderline hot and sunny, after our long cool, wet spring in the NW. And aurora predicted in the...

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8 months ago

Retired

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Front Room

discussion started

a month ago

End of year review

How did your year of clubbing go? Was 2024 better, worse, much the same compared to yesteryears? I had/enjoyed 7 visits, 24 dances, 16 sessions, 7 new dancers, all A or B cups. ...

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8 months ago

Northern lights

Went to the club yesterday, saw some amazing bodies had fun with 3 of them. Then last night watched the most amazing northern light display I've seen in decades. Pretty darn good day. ...

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a year ago

Hot female guitarists – Which would you like to ‘jam’ with?

Covid boredom brought me to the guitar – with lots of YouTube time. Some more scenic than others. Which would you prefer working your fingerboard? (If you really focus, you may notice they...

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a year ago

How Did You Do It?

YouTube served me any amusing video the other day. Snow covered cabin in the mountains, sunny morning. Guy shuffles out in heavy robe and fuzzy slippers. Takes a few steps, writes something in...

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a year ago

What are you reading these days?

Or lately? I was never much of a book reader – but simultaneous Covid/retirement changed that some. Mostly science or nature offerings. Some recent: “I Contain Multitudes – the microbes within us”...

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a year ago

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4 years ago

The 39 ½ Year Virgin

(No, not that kind. Though I was later than most, being a few months out of my teens.) No, I speak of the (presumed) record time between 1st going through the doors of a strip club and getting a lap...

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3 years ago

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Comments made by gSteph

discussion comment

14 days ago

Cravemybbc

Too much info?

I just make up names, even for my non-extra activities 🙃

discussion comment

15 days ago

ATACdawg

Unfortunately, the bastard is rehired😪

Anyone have tranquilizers?

Yeah, that's one of my favorite body types, would get a dance for sure Said the non-smasher

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17 days ago

ClubFan81077

What is your ideal road trip vehicle?

Being on the, what's the phrase 🤔, lower end of the economic scale, mileage is a big deal to me. Our Kia Niro plug-in hybrid gets mid-fifties + driven gently on the open road. Still 40+ mpg at 75 to 80 mph into a headwind. Love the $30 fill-ups. Wish it had somewhat better seats.

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21 days ago

shadowcat

Atlanta suburb

Nipple sucking. Yours not hers.

I think mutual nipple play (gentle to medium) is wonderful. My CF is 2nd best at this (wife is the bestest), even chewed on one gently last time. Wonder if she's working tomorrow. So yeah, count me as a fan.

discussion comment

a month ago

ilbbaicnl

Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.

Smash or Pass?

Oh, you pickies, an attractive lass, nice smile 😃

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year	reviews	discussions	articles
2018	1	0	0
2019	7	23	0
2020	4	26	0
2021	2	15	1
2022	2	1	0
2023	8	9	0
2024	6	2	0
2025	1	0	0
totals	31	76	1