gSteph

The view from the other side of the room

joined Sep 2018last seen Dec 2024

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Me: 70ish guy, retired office worker, married 44years. No extras for me please. First strip club visit in was in 1977; over the years went occasionally but rarely, always as a stage tipper, never learned what the rooms were for. Feb '17 stopped in club, observed a dollar dance, got 1, later a lap dance - oh, wow - mostly sat on hands. I understand better now. Lots better.

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Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

reviewed

11 days ago

sunday delight

Wife had something to do, giving me a window last Sunday at noon. Noon? You can have yourselves a Sweet Illusion at 12:15 on a Sunday? Hope so. Not many...

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

reviewed

3 months ago

now i know my a b c’s

Oh, what a lucky boy I be (Not a lot of D-cups at Sweet Illusions.) C’s came first, couple weeks back on a Wednesday, driving by, steering wheel pulled left, and I’m in the lot. ...

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

reviewed

4 months ago

ta tas tuesday

100 degrees outside, wife had errands to do, and I hadn’t fondled other boobs in a couple months. Pulled into Sweet Illusions about 2:30PM. Ah…… air conditioning and a nude dancer on...

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4 months ago

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Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

reviewed

7 months ago

areolas by day, aurora by night

I knew this would be a fine Friday for some fondling. Freaking beautiful outside, borderline hot and sunny, after our long cool, wet spring in the NW. And aurora predicted in the...

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5021 SE Foster Rd Portland, OR 97206

reviewed

7 months ago

monday quickie

Been wanting to experience the vibe and feel of a Portland club. But since we’re only in Portland visiting our kids, it seemed unlikely. But last Monday, about 1pm, an opportunity did...

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7 months ago

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Front Room

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7 months ago

Northern lights

Went to the club yesterday, saw some amazing bodies had fun with 3 of them. Then last night watched the most amazing northern light display I've seen in decades. Pretty darn good day. ...

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a year ago

Hot female guitarists – Which would you like to ‘jam’ with?

Covid boredom brought me to the guitar – with lots of YouTube time. Some more scenic than others. Which would you prefer working your fingerboard? (If you really focus, you may notice they...

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a year ago

How Did You Do It?

YouTube served me any amusing video the other day. Snow covered cabin in the mountains, sunny morning. Guy shuffles out in heavy robe and fuzzy slippers. Takes a few steps, writes something in...

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a year ago

What are you reading these days?

Or lately? I was never much of a book reader – but simultaneous Covid/retirement changed that some. Mostly science or nature offerings. Some recent: “I Contain Multitudes – the microbes within us”...

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a year ago

I Wonder When I'll Quit

Skibum's recent proclamation that he was done getting lap dances, caused me to wonder when I would give up this fine gentleman's hobby. I only found lap dances about 7 years ago; my wife is...

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a year ago

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4 years ago

The 39 ½ Year Virgin

(No, not that kind. Though I was later than most, being a few months out of my teens.) No, I speak of the (presumed) record time between 1st going through the doors of a strip club and getting a lap...

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3 years ago

candymika

Comments made by gSteph

discussion comment

21 hours ago

Manuellabore

What Would You Do?

Wouldn't have a 2nd dance with anyone who brought up politics.

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a day ago

stripperlover777

Baby, Savvy & Rockin' Strippers Rule!

$Stripper Platform/High Heels

Actually seeing more gals in sensible shoes lately, which I prefer, more down to earth. Unless of course they're quite short and the platforms get them up to good hugging height 🤗

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a day ago

nicespice

What are the google reviews like for some of your favorite spots?

@nicespice, saw the bouncer 86 a guy during a recent visit, dude kept pulling out his phone, maybe taking pics of stage. If I saw a number of comments about bouncer, that would be worth taking in account, but a rare one might just be an Ahole like this fellow.

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2 days ago

nicespice

What are the google reviews like for some of your favorite spots?

Just looked at Google reviews for Sweet Illusions. Not much meat. Just short comments, 'Bambi was hot', 'bouncer was a jerk', 'prettiest ladies in town ', etc. Nothing like most TUSCL reviews, most of which give some idea of lineup, and prices, likely mileage to be had.

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3 days ago

rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

Happy Thanksgiving to all in the US of A

Prolonged cuddle with the woman, now up and cooking, kids on the way. Much thankful. Best to all.

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year	reviews	discussions	articles
2018	1	0	0
2019	7	23	0
2020	4	26	0
2021	2	15	1
2022	2	1	0
2023	8	9	0
2024	6	1	0
totals	30	75	1