Me: 70ish guy, retired office worker, married 44years. No extras for me please. First strip club visit in was in 1977; over the years went occasionally but rarely, always as a stage tipper, never learned what the rooms were for. Feb '17 stopped in club, observed a dollar dance, got 1, later a lap dance - oh, wow - mostly sat on hands. I understand better now. Lots better.
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
Joined Sep 2018
Last Seen Jun 2026
Reviews
Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St
Springfield, OR 97477
When Less is More at the Titty Sampling Store
Wasn’t that surprised on a recent Tuesday (about 2pm) to find only 6 dancers in house. Early week, early afternoon that can happen. But dang, happy to see that the few were a…
2 commentslast: 1 mo ago(gSteph)
May 12, 2026, 9:43 PM
Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St
Springfield, OR 97477
Tuesday Ta-Ta’s
Had some time for a strip club stop last Tuesday, about 2pm. Maybe not the ideal time for a grand time, but wife said her class would run 3 hours this day, let’s see…
Apr 7, 2026, 11:10 PM
Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St
Springfield, OR 97477
“Do You Like Them?”
That’s a big YES, I’d say they are the nicest boobs I’ve ever fondled. And after Heaven, that is saying something. I can not believe that this gorgeous Latina, 18 years old, and…
4 commentslast: 2 mos ago(stripperlover777)
Feb 11, 2026, 1:47 AM
Articles
Articlespublished 5 years ago
The 39 ½ Year Virgin
(No, not that kind. Though I was later than most, being a few months out of my teens.)
No, I speak of the (presumed) record time between 1st going through the doors of a strip club and getting a lap dance. Along the way I’ll touch on my ‘origin story’, a bit of local SC history, and why I…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(candymika)
Posts
Front Room
Montreal strippers threaten to strike
https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/montreal-strippers-threaten-strike-formula-1-canadian-grand-prix-weekend
5 commentslast: 4 wks ago(shailynn)
Front Room
Baby Strippers
What’s your take on baby strippers? Not generally worth it? Fun to be one of their firsts?
I’ve had pretty good luck with them. Sunshine*, my 1st fave was in her 2nd week when we met/danced.…
8 commentslast: 3 mos ago(funonthaside)
Front Room
Northern lights are probable tonight. Europe has them now.
If clear, take a look. Details on spaceweather.com
3 commentslast: 4 mos ago(gSteph)
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