Me: 70ish guy, retired office worker, married 44years. No extras for me please. First strip club visit in was in 1977; over the years went occasionally but rarely, always as a stage tipper, never learned what the rooms were for. Feb '17 stopped in club, observed a dollar dance, got 1, later a lap dance - oh, wow - mostly sat on hands. I understand better now. Lots better.

gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
Joined Sep 2018
Last Seen May 2026
Reviews
Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St
Springfield, OR 97477
When Less is More at the Titty Sampling Store
Wasn’t that surprised on a recent Tuesday (about 2pm) to find only 6 dancers in house. Early week, early afternoon that can happen. But dang, happy to see that the few were a…
2 commentslast: 1 wk ago(gSteph)
May 12, 2026, 9:43 PM
Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St
Springfield, OR 97477
Tuesday Ta-Ta’s
Had some time for a strip club stop last Tuesday, about 2pm. Maybe not the ideal time for a grand time, but wife said her class would run 3 hours this day, let’s see…
Apr 7, 2026, 11:10 PM
Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St
Springfield, OR 97477
“Do You Like Them?”
That’s a big YES, I’d say they are the nicest boobs I’ve ever fondled. And after Heaven, that is saying something. I can not believe that this gorgeous Latina, 18 years old, and…
4 commentslast: 1 mo ago(stripperlover777)
Feb 11, 2026, 1:47 AM
Articles
Articlespublished 5 years ago
The 39 ½ Year Virgin
(No, not that kind. Though I was later than most, being a few months out of my teens.)
No, I speak of the (presumed) record time between 1st going through the doors of a strip club and getting a lap dance. Along the way I’ll touch on my ‘origin story’, a bit of local SC history, and why I…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(candymika)
Posts
Front Room
Montreal strippers threaten to strike
https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/montreal-strippers-threaten-strike-formula-1-canadian-grand-prix-weekend
5 commentslast: 1 wk ago(shailynn)
Front Room
Baby Strippers
What’s your take on baby strippers? Not generally worth it? Fun to be one of their firsts?
I’ve had pretty good luck with them. Sunshine*, my 1st fave was in her 2nd week when we met/danced.…
8 commentslast: 2 mos ago(funonthaside)
Front Room
Northern lights are probable tonight. Europe has them now.
If clear, take a look. Details on spaceweather.com
3 commentslast: 4 mos ago(gSteph)
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