You get a big mustard/ketchup stain on your shirt before the club...

how about exiting the club with a big cum stain on your shirt instead?

Funny, that very thing happened to me last week eating a cheeseburger while driving to a club. Splat - all over my shirt and pieces of chopped onion too, so I smelled like an onion no matter how much gum I chewed. Fuck it. I kept going. They want my money, they can take me as I am. I did explain to the girl I went for a lap dance with, so she wouldn't just think I'm a total slob who goes out that way on purpose. Lol

I’d keep on trucking. To me that would be a bad omen, spilling on the way.

Don't worry. Under UV light, that mustard will just look like a giant cum stain....

Guess that could go for you or against..😁

Option three go home and freshen up and put a clean shirt on.

About 7 years ago I was in Columbus for the day for business and I planned to hit a club after work before making the 2 hour drive home. I ended up going out to eat with people from work and the damned waiter bumped my arm with a dish when he was clearing the table before dessert and left a big stain on my sleeve.

I knew it wasn't worth it to drive home, change and drive 2 hours back to hit the club but I had been texting a dancer I knew so I didn't want to not go to the club. As I was heading towards the expressway to head home disappointed and suddenly I saw a bright star that led me to my salvation like the Star of Bethlehem. It was the Macy's sign so I ran in and bought a new polo shirt and off to the club I went.

the light is Pretty bad inside the club anyway. more than likely nobody’s going to notice.

they don't care about the food stain on your shirt. they care about how much money you have and how willingly you spend it. i also generally don't worry that much about what strangers or casual acquaintances think

It is always a good idea to keep a change of clothes in your trunk. It is not just for before the club you may need that extra shirt. You may need it after. What if you get a dancer aroused in the VIP, and she is a squirter? Or maybe you leave the club smelling like cheap perfume with that glitter shit on you and need to look presentable for a client? 'Be prepared' like the boy scouts used to say.

Why do you need a shirt any way show off that six pack of abs you got, the one that masquerades as a beer gut LOL

I always keep with a change of smart casual clothes. That covers me for most occasions - changing a flat tire, food stains, spilt beer/liquor, stripper residue. Have you ever been pulled over for a minor traffic violation after somebody spilled a pitcher of beer on you? I only had two beers over a three hour period, but that cop put me through every roadside sobriety test he could think of. He would not believe it even after a blew a negligible BAC.

Stick a $20 to the spot and you'll be even more popular.

It depends on how far I am from home. Most of the time the clubs I go to are around 30-50 minutes away from home. If I'm 15 minutes out, I'll turn around. Otherwise I'll keep going. In the spring and fall when I start out with shorts on, I take a pair of sweat pants and a sweater to thrown on if I get too cold.

There was a Steinmart about 2 -3 miles from Follies. I bought shirts and shorts there more than once. Now, both are gone. 2020 sucked.

I try never to go out in public looking like a slob, whether it's a strip club or anywhere else. It's not because I think that the girls will be put off, but rather a simple matter of self respect. I normally can't go home before I club, so I usually stop at a store if my Shout Wipes can't fix the problem. Like most on here, I have to travel to get from my leafy suburbs to the crappy areas where these clubs are located, so it's usually not too difficult to find a store along the way.

It depends on the club - as to whether I’d change.

If I’m heading to an upscale club - I’d either head back and change - or just head back and call it a night.

If it’s a filthy club in a rough area - I’d go to the club. If it’s mostly ketchup - the dancing whores will probably see it and think it’s a blood stain. Make up a story about the 10 dudes you just fought - and only came away with a blood stain on your shirt!

Somewhat related: First, I usually have a change of clothes in the back, with the ready excuse they must have fallen out of the laundry bag last trip if I'm ever asked.. On this particular night about a decade ago, after leaving the Playhouse in Burlington, NJ I walked out to the car, opened the back, and because I was heading to another event with work colleagues, had planned ahead and had a dress shirt at the ready. I swapped shirts quick right there ( I was parked nearly at the back - was unseen or so I thought ) when I heard a voice go " What - did you get some embarrassing stain on that shirt - or are you covered in body glitter? ". I turned around to see a dance out by the smoking shack - short gal, huge tits wearing a fedora low on her head. Dancer name was Angie if I recall ( anyone know/knew her? ). I could only laugh and cop to the truth: "Nope, not this time, at least I don't think so, but I'm headed to meet work people, so gotta be in the right costume for the right event. I learned my lesson a few years ago when I went to a late dinner after a club, and the lighting in there picked out a bunch of glitter on me. I made a lame excuse about a crafts project with my daughter going terribly wrong, and made a joke of it. Not sure they bought it, though. So. since then: I pack a shirt". She said " you know: we do that on purpose to you guys, right? That and really shitty perfume. We love hearing stories of how that got you busted - thanks for telling me yours!" She was so candid that we stayed in touch until she left the biz a year or so later. I didn't have time to go back inside with her, and have always regretted it. She always gave me shit for not tipper her on stage that night. I swear I was about to when this 8+ in a fishnet catsuit literally jumped in my lap and I agreed to get dragged to the back ( short on time, remember ? ). So... the night after my 2nd vaccine shot - I'll have a fresh change in the car again!