Do I need this look? And with the get back hand 🤚 on my chest. Am I that awful? Am I that hideous? Some girls are really into me I swear. “Uhhh she we stop?” I say. “No keep going” I get back. Alrighty then.
Afterwords I question her, “Hey maybe this isn’t gonna work out, I really don’t think I’m your type”
“No not at all it was great! What makes you say that?”
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Drugs and/or alcohol can solve these problems.
u could also imagine the parallel universe in which u are a handsome space geneious. in that universe she does not have that look on her face
your welcome
If the alcohol fails, try chloroform.
Maybe you should hit it from behind.
You know what I think that some girls just aren’t that comfortable having sex where it looks like an excruciating ordeal for them, atleast that’s what I tell myself so I can go to bed at night after something like this.
The whole thing is just a huge turnoff.
Don't take it so personally, Muddy. She probably hit her head on the steering wheel.
Sounds like it’s time for a new girl unless you get off torturing ppl 😂
She probably makes odd faces when she has a major orgasm!
Or she’s unable to stomach fucking old perverts for gas money...
The donkey punch is the cure for this ailment - your welcome.
"Do I need this look? And with the get back hand 🤚 on my chest."
That push away move would tell me fuck it, it's time to move on to another.
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