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Talking Dirty

Muddy
USA
How quickly and how often does it take for you guys saying some crazy shit to a girl? I'm talking full on, unadulterated, ribaldry.


For me, unlike the real world, in the strip clubs I feel like the me too world is another galaxy away. I'll just start as soon as a stripper sits down. "Yeah I wanna fuck the shit out of you" and alot of times they roll right with it. It's all good in the hood. It's part of why I like the strip club environment. These girls have heard it all. And in all honesty I think it's a great way to seperate the wheat from the chaff. I'm not on the hunt for a prude GF. Sometimes I'm just in the mood for the sluttiest thing of all time. So a lot of times I won't even save it for VIP or sex.

One exception, I don't like doing it through text message because I want to be able to read the person I'm talking to, sometimes they just might not be in the mood.

15 comments

  • Muddy
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    4 years ago
    It might be just a nice psychological respite from always having to be button down, straight as an arrow in the professional environment. In today's world you slip up once, you career is over. Sometimes I just like to unload a little bit.
  • Hank Moody
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    4 years ago
    I 100% agree. They’ve heard it all. I think for guys, spending 5-7 hours a week in a strip club is a lot, call it 25 hours in a month. A baby stripper will spend 100 hours in the club in a month. Over each shift, she’s no doubt received multiple marriage proposals, asked if she takes it on the ass or if she’ll allow her pussy to be touched in exchange for having someone buy her a sandwich. She’s been asked to sell her shoes or thong. Every day. It makes me laugh when I read reviews from guys who said they wanted a dance but didn’t get one because no dancers asked them. Sac up.

    It’s nice to know I’m not the most offensive guy in the club, though some of you warped fuckers probably can’t say the same.
  • Hank Moody
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    4 years ago
    *in the ass, though I’m sure she’s also been asked if she’ll take a load on her ass as well.
  • MackTruck
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    4 years ago
    I talk about da shit truck business and da dumpin loads in basements and da cash money I get paid. Dey ask to see my shit truck sleeper and give up da $5 lapperz all nite long
  • MackTruck
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    4 years ago
    Mackie da kang!!!
  • grand1511
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    4 years ago
    Several years back I had a CF who always wanted me to LDK with her riding CG. When it was getting more intense, we'd start dirty talking back and forth...pretty standard porn stuff. Then one night just as I was about to erupt she says she wants my cum all over her pussy and panties so other guys in the club can smell me when she's walking around. OMG...didn't see that coming...and it quickly pushed me over the edge.
  • reverendhornibastard
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    4 years ago
    “I want you to cum all over my pussy and panties so other perverts in the club can smell your splooge while I walk around” is not quite as romantic as “I want to have your a baby” but it would probably work for me too.
  • Electronman
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    4 years ago
    "I want to have your baby" has always been an erection killer for me. I've already contributed my fair share of DNA to the next generation.
  • gobstopper007
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    4 years ago
    Similar to the dirty talk to me is the light moaning. There are a couple of strippers i try to get dances from who are great at it. They’ll be grinding cowgirl and lightly moaning while saying something like “of fuck you’re gonna make me cum”. Pure bs but my ego loves it and I usually end up getting more dances while I’m back there.
  • RockAllNight
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    4 years ago
    ** One exception, I don't like doing it through text message because I want to be able to read the person I'm talking to, sometimes they just might not be in the mood.

    The other thing about text messages is that they are never truly private...
  • skibum609
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    4 years ago
    I have zero interest in discussing sex or making comments. If a dancer wants to never get another dime for me make fake orgasm sounds, tell me that my cock is huge when I have a 63 year relationship with it. Have a beer, laugh a bit, chat a bit, laps or cr and then she goes back to work and I go back to reality.
  • TheeOSU
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    4 years ago
    "The other thing about text messages is that they are never truly private..."



    Not much is private anywhere anymore, phone calls, internet, texts, etc.
    Big Bro is everywhere.
  • FishHawk
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    4 years ago
    '\I find I have been so trained by living in a polite society that my dirty talk is non exeistent, generally. I have had some strippers tell me that I should open up and be more graphic. I have been known to be more direct when talking online to sex workers.
  • doctorevil
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    4 years ago
    "I actually don't even know how to do dirty talk. Can you guys give me some stories?"

    I was talking the other day with a dancer about her spitting cum from her mouth into another girl's mouth. That's probably a more advanced "dirty talk" subject, though. You should probably start out with the usual "what's your favorite sex position" question.
  • Cashman1234
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    4 years ago
    I don’t get very involved in dirty talk. It might sound odd for a pig like me to not be a filthy talker. It just feels goofy to tell a girl who I don’t know, that I want to do filthy things to her.

    The stuff I post here is intended to sound goofy, so it’s not meant to turn anyone on. Although, I might get into it with PD83 a bit too much!
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