The customer is always right

The customer is always right is a phrase that's bandied about but is held up in our strip clubs?

All my life growing up I've been told I'm wrong by parents, teachers, friends, coworkers, bosses, fellow members on here. So I'd like to hang on to a motto where I finally get to come out on top.

When I, in a drunken stupor wearing a giant sombrero, want to pull out my dick and titty fuck a willing stripper on stage, I expect to be accommodated. Stop throwing me out of your clubs and banning me for eternity. I want the same customer service they get at Bloomingdales. For I am always right.