I just really miss going bar hopping with hot strippers...

It has been exactly one year since my last strip club adventure and I am getting very antsy. You fall into a routine of clubbing X amount of times per year and then.... ZERO... it sucks.

the last ten months suck.

Move to Georgia. Problem solved.

I wish I had some good experiences to share involving filthy women and bad decisions - but sadly I don’t.

This is miserable. Acting like a reasonable adult for a year isn’t healthy.

I am truly sorry to hear that Muddy. Normally I might elaborate with some obnoxious gloating, but I'm still a little too hazy from partying with a stripper 'til the wee hours last night to muster anything up. At least I showed restraint this time by taking my last drink at the club instead of bringing a bottle into the hotel room with us, lol, yet I'm still running a little slow this morning.

Go to the brothels instead.

^TJ it's just not the same as partying with a stripper.

Oh forgot to mention fuck the south and all your freedom. Don't make me go back 160 years to get that W. Oh and we have Disney on Ice.

The U haul is already packed.

LOL that’s funny muddy

Nothing says lap dance more than a 19 year old rubbing her face on your crotch; and to think I first thought it weird that she wasn't old enough to drink. 5.5 - 1 dancer-customer ratio yesterday.

===> "Oh forgot to mention fuck the south and all your freedom. Don't make me go back 160 years to get that W. Oh and we have Disney on Ice."

Lol. So now that I'm over the haze, I'll definitely obnoxiously brag. I don't miss them because I'm eyeballs deep in them. Shit I have two different girls right now texting me looking for repeat OTC meets. I also have a good one who actually travels out to one of my favorite bars to drink with me and then get down and dirty at a local notel because she makes more with me than she does going to the club early in the week. Good fucking times dude.

===> "And daytime ain't the same it really has to be the LAST thing you do that night otherwise everyone tries to keep it together for something else they got going on later."

No excuses muddy. Shit where there's adversity there's opportunity. You don't think that those girls are suffering too right now with the early closures? Wanna bet that there are some enterprising fellas who are balls deep in some of those girls by 10:45? Clubs that close at 4:00 am where girls make the bulk of their nut after midnight are not great OTC hunting grounds, but those with early closing hours where money is down are normally great places to make special friends.

Time to saddle up cowboy.

Since I’ve been back from New Years.
Out only 4 times!!!!
I’ve only went to Scores twice, Penthouse once and out in Ybor on a Monday and HardRock after!!!🤷🏻‍♀️
Besides work, it’s been sittin at home🙂
BEEN KINDA NICE.