Taking Strippers to the Buffet

I was recently in Brunswick, Georgia and they got a buffet chain down there called Ole Times Buffet. Hot damn if this wasn’t the best damn buffet I’ve ever ate at. I went through about 6 plates and blew up the bathroom and went out for some more. I had to leave a good tip because I really felt bad for the nice lady who had to clean up after me.

After I left I didn’t make it far and had to take at another dump at the gas station around the corner. And it got me thinking, as I was spewing green diareaha and making all kinds of noises; what if I had a stripper with me. Would I do the experience differently? Hard to do because when it’s all you can eat I gotta get my money’s worth. So far I never brought a stripper to a buffet but if I did I think it would go poorly. Unless it was one of Papis favs then she might out eat even me and it might be a hit.

Have you ever taken a stripper out to a buffet and how did it go?