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Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

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Why Most Asian Women Have Small Titties

Like it or not, most Asian women have small titties. ( https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1822 ) It’s true that there are exceptions. Some Asian women have major league yabos. But Chinkettes with big muchachas are the exception rather...

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Women in the Clergy?

REUTERS - (Santa Monica, California) The Holy Roman Catholic Church has not yet lifted its ban on women in the clergy. Nevertheless, a maverick priest in Southern California has already ordained four of them....

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Sex on the Beach: Don’t Bother!

Seaside sex is often depicted in films and in travel brochures as if it were your wet dream come true. You might spend a lot of time and effort scoping out the perfect romantic...

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The Ultimate Happy Meal

Although their food would be more appropriately used to fatten cattle, McDonalds certainly knows how to sell crappy food to children. McDonalds is now changing gears as it prepares to roll out its new...

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Thank God for Pushy Women!

Pushy women are God’s greatest gift to shy young men. Had it not been for pushy, horny women. I might have remained a virgin well into my twenties. I lost my virginity at age...

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The Wizard of Oz: The Hidden Message

Insights come at odd times and from unexpected sources. My religious belief began to erode early. The classic children’s film, “The Wizard of Oz,” was an early contributor to the crumbling of my religious faith. There...

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I’m an Atheist. So are you (almost)!

I am an atheist. I don’t believe in a god or gods. If you stop and think about it briefly, you will realize that your beliefs concerning deities are nearly identical to mine. ...

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How Many Infidelities?

When Mrs. Hornibastard #2 and I were divorcing, she asked me over dinner (it was an amicable divorce) how many women I had cheated on her with. I replied as honestly as I could....

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Coitus Interruptus

Shit happens! This is particularly true if you have any sticky, low-center-of-gravity mooches with deplorable personal hygiene habits (a.k.a. children) living in in your home. I expected the diapers, the screaming and the...

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“Denigrating” Women

A couple of well known, sensitive, urban malcontents who frequent this website have excoriated others for allegedly “denigrating” women. I find this phony high-mindedness totally preposterous especially coming from that dim-witted fruitcake who sometimes...

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All Men Are NOT Created Equal!

The cornerstone of American democracy, the premise that all men are created equal, is a blatant lie. Let’s set aside for the moment that America has been shamefully slow in living up to the...

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Understanding Indigenous People

If you’ve done any reading at all about “indigenous people” you will surely have noticed some peculiarities. For one, indigenous people are generally presumed to be superior (albeit in a crude, brutish sort of...

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Knowing Shit From Shinola

Yes, Icey, there IS a difference ... https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1699...

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Fecal Ballistics and Turd Muzzle Velocities

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge and wisdom. Most just gargle.* A lot of people are completely ignorant about fecal ballistics and have never even bothered to contemplate the “muzzle speed” of the typical...

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The Holy Grail: The Fabled Freebie

The wildest and most delightful experiences to crash into your life are often the ones you never planned on and never even wasted any time dreaming about. I never thought I would ever get...

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High Maintenance versus Low Maintenance Women

There are innumerable ways to categorize women. Some women are gorgeous. Some are not. Some are intelligent and some are as dumb as a box of rocks. There are thin ones, fat ones, pleasant...

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Cheryl: A Golden Opportunity Missed?

It was during Reagan’s first term. I was 32 years old. I’d gone in for a haircut at a salon I had never been to before. Since I had no prior experience with any...

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Custom Perversions

Do you remember Custom Perversions? Sure you do! Think back, way back to the summers of your youth. It was Custom Perversions who tutored you in unique ways to spend your leisure hours. Custom...

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It’s a Question of Perspective

I recently had a strange epiphany in the most unlikely of settings. Maybe my tumor was acting up or maybe it was just one of those days. For whatever reason, by mid morning I...

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A Confession: My Fervid Fascination With Under-Aged Girls

There is no pretty way to say this. I used to have a fervid fascination with under-aged girls. https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1563 Fortunately, as the years passed, my fascination in little girls waned. By the time I was...

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The True Meaning of Globalism

https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1590 The word “globalism” is bandied about carelessly every day by people who have only the vaguest idea what that word really means. “Globalism” is not a terribly easy concept to encapsulate but I’ll take...

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Hotspank Dating Services

Life in the fast lane is not everything it was cracked up to be. It’s not all fine dining, theater, champagne and cake. There are long hours in the office, rude cab drivers, airports,...

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Bond, James Bond

Every guy deserves at least one “James Bond moment” in his lifetime. Mine occurred at 37,000 feet when I was 34 years old. I was on a Singapore Airlines flight somewhere over Asia. The first...

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Finally! Ejector Pants!

Finally! Today my application for a patent was approved. The patent protects my rights on my my latest invention, the world’s first “Ejector Pants.” https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1552 Negotiations are already underway with Levi Strauss company for the marketing,...

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The True Allure of the Spice Islands

The “Spice Islands” refers to a group of islands in eastern Indonesia including Ambon, Halmahera, Buru, Seram, Tanimbar, Seram and Ternate. According to history, the Spice Islands became known to 16th century European...

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What’s a Nice Muslim Girl Like You Doing in a Swimsuit Like This?

Anisa, (now known as “Mrs. Hornibastard) was born and raised in an overwhelmingly Muslim village among the terraced rice paddies of East Java. Like everyone in her village, she was accustomed to bathing naked...

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Inflatable Pussies

It’s not every day you meet a woman who can inflate her pussy like a football, but I have met a few over the years. I remember the first time I encountered an inflatable...

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Father’s Day Was Yesterday

At least, that’s already the case if you’re in Asia. For you mother fuckers out there where it is still Father’s Day, have a good one. Being a good father is an important and...

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She Spiced Up My Sex Life Using an Egg Timer

BOLD NEW USES FOR AN EGG TIMER: It is both magical and sobering to be taught invaluable life lessons from a sexy woman young enough to be your daughter. I thought I was supposed to...

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Desploogination

Some of you have commented on my occasional use of the word, “desploogination.” First, in all honesty, I cannot claim to have coined the word. “Desploogination” is a term that has been around for millennia....

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The Dawn of My Golden Era

The first time I moved to Southeast Asia I had no inkling of what was in store for me. I found myself immediately surrounded by more sexy, young Asian women than I had time...

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Shy Bladder Syndrome in Tokyo

Not so long ago an Asian chick I had never met went out of her way to get a good long look at my cock. I was in Narita Airport outside Tokyo. Nature called...

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A Better Litmus Test for Determining How Much a Woman Likes You

Nothing Says “I Love You” Like a Woman Agreeing to Have Your Baby. The fundamental reason women are so much pickier than men in choosing who they will get juicy with relates to the...

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Did You Ever Have a Wife or Girlfriend Who Was a Stripper?

I never had any “serious” emotional involvement with a stripper, but my first wife went through a phase during which she wanted to be a stripper. One day after work my wife and I...

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I’m Not That Crazy About Blow Jobs

It may be considered heresy for me to admit this here, but the honest truth is I’m not all that crazy about blow jobs. Don’t get me wrong. I’d rather enjoy a good blowjob...

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The Pathetic Scarcity of Quality Porn

Just about everyone on the whole damn planet who is healthy and old enough to have an indecent hormonal level is vitally interested in sex. And well they should be! After all, procreation is...

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The Most Magical Moment

Is there anything more magical in a man’s life than the moment when he first slides his cock, condom-free, into a tight vagina that he has never penetrated before, especially if it belongs to...

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Licking a Little Pussy ...

Despite repeated warnings that it was bad for his teeth, Lester just couldn’t resist licking a little pussy whenever he had the chance! https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1477...

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Yuni Bare: An Epilogue

We arrived in Central Java today. Yuni and our East Java adventures are now all in the rear view mirror. This afternoon my wife shared some surprising, some humorous, some awful and some very...

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My kids were thirsty today so I bought them some Pocari Sweat. Pocari Sweat is a sports drink from Japan. It is widely marketed in most of Asia. It is less widely known in...

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I Feel Like I Dodged a Bullet

Yuni finally left. She had been in the front room with my wife, crying up a storm for more than two hours. Naturally, I wondered what the hell was going on in...

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Afternoon Delight on the Mountain With Yuni Bare

I guess some things are unavoidable. A couple of days ago Yuni expressed her desire to get naked with me on the mountain. But I told her, “No.” I really thought I had successfully avoided...

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Yuni Makes Her Intentions Crystal Clear

It’s Thursday morning. The sun will rise in a few minutes. Yesterday was surprising. Any doubts remaining in my mind about Yuni’s intentions have now dissipated like smoke in a high wind. Yuni made her...

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A Terrorist in the Kitchen!

What better way could there be to kickstart your day than having your children screaming in terror at the top of their lungs during breakfast? Naturally, I rushed into the kitchen to see who had...

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Photos of Pupus (the Village in East Java)

I uploaded some photos of Pupus. Don’t get excited. None of them include Yuni or anyone else who has been mentioned in my posts. Not all of these photos were taken on this visit....

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Is Yuni Putting Her Ass on Parade?

I previously conceded that my serendipitous nude riverside encounter with Yuni was only sexually charged in my mind but probably not in hers. As some of you astutely pointed out, many cultures are...

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Yesterday I Hiked the Mountain

I was unaccompanied. It was a great hike. No kids. No Yuni. (https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=67085) No naked bathing beauties. No friendly locals inviting me into their homes for a cup of dysentery tea. Just me, peace, solitude...

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The Beloved “Om” Returns

I’m with my family visiting the village in East Java where my wife grew up. When I first met my wife and started molesting her she was barely 20 years old and had only...

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