Miami Bound
Saturday, November 23, 2013 9:27 PM
It turns out I have a son in the USA. On his 18th birthday his mum told him about me and now he wants to meet. Always open to bribery I decided to come when his mum and step dad contacted me with the news and offered to pay for my airfare and hotel if I would visit.
I intend to experience some strip clubs and I'm anxiously looking forward to some hot blooded Latin putas. Wondering if there is anything left of the famed Miami Vice era. Are the clubs still drug fueled or are those days gone? I plan to go upscale on day one looking for the best Miami has to offer and I don't want to see any old, fat or ugly women. Is the talent at Tootsies or Scarlett's true top-quality or are they just run of the mill slags? I'd also like recommendations for follow on clubbing in neighborhood pub type strip clubs where I can have a few relaxed pints while getting friendly and chatting up a bed warmer for the night. Do such strip clubs exist or are they all just corporate flash establishments?
I should also ask about strip club etiquette in the States but I won't do it correctly regardless. Cheers.
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