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Clubs Reviewed: 3
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Tropical Lei
2121 W Foothill Blvd
Upland, California 91786
Reviewed on: November 24, 2013
Visited on: Friday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25

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Once again, it's time to gather around the campfire for another story about Tropical Lei by Uncle Slick. Decided to stop on by the Lei about around 10:30 on Friday night. I already had a great Friday, watching movies and spending time with la familia. I was riding high and knew that one of the best ways to end the evening was with a trip to the Lei.

I pulled into a full parking lot but found a spot unoccupied. Shit, with all of these cars, I thought to myself, I won't have a seat or an opportunity for a dance or three. Boy was I wrong.

Even with a packed lot, the Lei itself wasn't filled to capacity. Good for me. When I strolled in, the Brasilian gatinha Jessie was on stage and nary a stool along pervert row to be had. She is beautiful as ever and moved with that ritmo del Rio. No chance for me to tip her this time. Oh well. I found me a lone chair at a table and made myself at home.

A cute and busty, brunette waitress took my order. As usual, I ordered an $8 dollar water and left the lovely waitress a $10 spot. No need for change. I was surveying the scenery when my old pal Jersey decided to hang out with me. Jersey is a brunette bombshell who has a great sense of humor and can carry a conversation with the best of them. We chilled for a while then got a couple of topless ld's.

While hanging out after our dances, she suggested that I try out Jessie. I had never gotten any dances from Jessie before. Why not, I thought. I am a sucker for brunette beauties.

Jessie and I spent some time getting to know one another. She's a cool chick with quality conversational skills. I know what many of y'all are thinking-Why would I care so much about conversation at a strip club? Shouldn't I be there for dances and nothing else? Sorry folks, the Slick One likes talking. Anytime that I get a chance to make anyone, let alone a choice chick laugh, I'm on it.

Anyways, after the laughter comes lap dances. Good lap dances. Jessie has a firm yet pliable body. She's the perfect example of a dame who understands the exercise game. Not too much, just enough. She moved sensually and rhythmically. Good, deep grinds mixed with some bouncing. I like. Definitely gonna VIP in the future.


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